The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
I dwelt in the Palace of the Mountain of the Clouds in the Garden of Irem,
above the City of Babel.
HORACE.
[_To himself._] Why, of _course_! Sylvia! The Arabian Nights! [_To
FAKRASH._] I can quite account for you _now_--but go on.
FAKRASH.
For a certain offence that I committed, the wrath of Suleymán, the son of
Dáood--on whom be peace!--[_he salaams_]--was heavy against me, and he
commanded that I should be enclosed within a bottle of brass, and thrown
into the Sea of El-Karkar, there to abide the Day of Doom.
HORACE.
Don't think I'm _believing_ in you. [_Walking round the front of the
bottle, as if to test FAKRASH by touching him._] I've sense enough to
know you're not _real_!
[_He withdraws his hand without
venturing upon the experiment._
FAKRASH.
Stroke thy head and recover thy faculties! I am real, even as thou art.
[_He touches HORACE'S shoulder;
HORACE recoils._
HORACE.
I shall come round in time! [_By the table, to FAKRASH._] You tell me
you've just come out of this bottle?
FAKRASH.
Dost thou doubt that it is even as I have said?
HORACE.
Well, I should have thought myself you'd take a bigger size in bottles. But
of course, I couldn't doubt you if I saw you get _into_ it again.
FAKRASH.
That would be the easiest of actions! [_He makes a sudden swooping
movement, as though to re-enter the bottle, and then thinks better of it._]
But I should indeed be a silly-bearded one to do this thing, since thou
mightst be tempted to seal me up once more!
HORACE.
[_Disappointed, and backing against table, half afraid._] Too knowing an
old bird to be caught like that, aren't you? But _I_ don't mind! You'll
disappear presently.
FAKRASH.
True, O young man of perfect qualities and good works! But I will not leave
thee before I have rewarded thy kindness. For in the sky it is written upon
the pages of the air: "He who doeth kind actions shall experience the
like!" Therefore--[_with a lordly gesture_]--demand of me what thou wilt,
and thou shalt receive!
HORACE.
Oh, I shall be awake so soon it's not worth while troubling you.
FAKRASH.
Dismiss bashfulness from thee. [_Advancing towards him._] For by thy hand
hath my deliverance been accomplished, and if I were to serve thee for a
thousand years, regarding nothing else, even thus could I not requite thee!
HORACE.
[_Retreating in some alarm to window._] Look here. I don't want _anything_,
and--and the best thing _you_ can do is to vanish.
FAKRASH.
[_At back of table._] Not till thou hast told me thy name and the trade
that thou followest.
HORACE.
Oh, you'll go _then_? [_FAKRASH assents._] Well, I'll humour you. My name
is Horace Ventimore, and I'm an architect. I get my living by building
houses, you know. Or rather, I _should_, if I could only get hold of a
client--which I can't.
FAKRASH.
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