The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_Suddenly the room is in complete
darkness; there is a loud report
and a spurt of flame from the
bottle. HORACE has fallen back on
the floor, with the cap of the
bottle in his hand. There is just
light enough to see a tall weird
figure standing with out-stretched
arms behind the bottle._
HORACE.
[_Sitting up and rubbing the back of his head; faintly._] Hullo! Is any
one there? Who's that come in?
THE STRANGER.
[_In an attitude of supplication._] Towbah! Yah nebbi Ullah! Anna lah amill
Kathahlik ibadan! Wullah-hi!
HORACE.
I daresay you're perfectly right, sir--but I've no idea what you're talking
about.
THE STRANGER.
[_Repeating the Arabic sentence._] Towbah! (&c. &c.) Wullah-hi!
HORACE.
[_About to raise himself, sees the figure for the first time, and falls
back astonished; then, recovering himself._] I suppose you've just taken
the rooms on the ground-floor--so you _must_ be able to make yourself
understood in English?
THE STRANGER.
[_The room has grown lighter, and he is seen to be in dull-green robes and
a high-peaked turban. His long grey beard is divided into three thin
strands; his eyes are slightly slanted, and his expression is a curious
mixture of fatuous benignity, simplicity, and cunning._] Assuredly I can
speak so as to be understood of all men.
HORACE.
Then it's as well to _do_ it. What was it you said just now?
THE STRANGER.
I said: "Repentance, O Prophet of Allah! I will not return to the like
conduct ever!"
HORACE.
Oh, I beg your pardon. [_Sitting up again._] Thought you were speaking to
_me_. But I say--[_looking up at him_]--how do you come to be here?
THE STRANGER.
Surely by thine own action!
HORACE.
I see. You ran up to see what was the matter. Fact is, my head's still
rather buzzy. I fancy I must have hit it somehow when I was trying to open
that jar.
THE STRANGER.
Then it _was_ thy hand and none other that removed the stopper?
HORACE.
I--I suppose so. All _I_ know is that _something_ went off with a bang. I
can't imagine what could have been _inside_ the beastly thing!
THE STRANGER.
Who else but I myself?
HORACE.
[_Slowly rising to his feet._] You must have your little joke, eh? [_He
reels against the table._] Or did I misunderstand you? My head's in such a
muddle!
THE STRANGER.
I tell thee that I have been confined within that accursed vessel for
centuries beyond all calculation.
HORACE.
You can't pull my leg like that, you know! Seriously, just tell me who you
_are_.
THE STRANGER.
Know then that he who now addresseth thee is none other than
Fakrash-el-Aamash, a Jinnee of the Green Jinn.
HORACE.
[_Half to himself._] Singular, "Jinnee"--plural, "Jinn." Where did I hear
that? I--I shall remember presently.
FAKRASH.
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