The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_Going to the HEAD SLAVE, who salaams as he approaches._] Can you
understand if I ask a question? [_The HEAD SLAVE salaams again._] Well,
I--I know it seems a silly thing to ask--but--but you don't happen to be
sent here by--by anybody with a name something like Fakrash? [_The HEAD
SLAVE implies by a gesture that this is so._] You _have_!... Well, look
here. _I_ don't want 'em. I decline to take 'em in. You have all these
things put on the camels again, and clear out! Do you see what I mean? [_By
this time the other slaves have gone; the HEAD SLAVE signifies in
pantomime that the things are HORACE'S, salaams, and goes out, the door
closing behind him mysteriously._] I don't believe that idiot understands
_now_! They've gone off to fetch _more_!
MRS. RAPKIN.
[_Who has returned to window._] They've gone off altogether, sir. I can't
see nothink now but a cloud of dust.
HORACE.
[_Sinks into chair on right of table with his head buried in his hands._]
The fools! The confounded fools!
MRS. RAPKIN.
[_Comes to table and looks for HORACE in vain._] Sir! Sir! [_Sees him
over the bales, &c._] Sir! Where _are_ you going to 'ave your dinner-party
_now_?
HORACE.
[_Forlornly._] Oh, I don't know--I don't know! Don't worry me now, Mrs.
Rapkin! Go away! Can't you see I want to think--I want to _think_!
MRS. RAPKIN.
[_As she goes towards door at back._] Well, I _must_ say and I _do_ say
that if this _'ad_ to 'appen, it couldn't have come more ill-convenient!
[_She goes out._
[_As soon as she has gone HORACE
rises and comes to an
antique-looking trunk on left; he
opens it, and brings out an
enormous emerald and ruby, each the
size of a cocoa-nut; he looks at
them for a moment in dismay, and
drops them back with a groan. Then
he crosses to a sack on the right,
opens it, and brings out an immense
diamond. While he is doing all
this, FAKRASH has risen from
among the bales behind the table,
and watches him with benign
complacency._
HORACE.
[_As he returns the diamond to the sack._] Oh! damn it all!
FAKRASH.
My son!
HORACE.
[_Recoiling on sacks._] I'm not dreaming _now_! I'm awake! And yet--all
that story of yours about your being shut up in a brass bottle? I _did_
dream _that_--eh?
FAKRASH.
Nay, it is even as I told thee.
HORACE.
And it _was_ you who sent me all these things?
FAKRASH.
A few trifling gifts by no means suited to thy dignity! Thou owest me no
thanks.
HORACE.
I--I'd rather not owe you _anything_. I mean--I can't possibly accept any
presents from you.
FAKRASH.
Nay, they are freely thine.
HORACE.
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