The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
Well, you look and see what _you_ make of them!
MRS. RAPKIN.
[_Looking down over balcony._] Lor! They _do_ look like camuels, sir--or
_somethink_ o' that. I expect they belong to the 'Ippodrome, or else a
circus.
HORACE.
[_Relieved._] I say, what a sensible woman you are! Of course! I never
thought of _that_!
MRS. RAPKIN.
[_Still looking out, while the chant finishes with a few shouts, as though
a halt were called._] They seem to be stopping outside the 'ouse. Them
camuels have folded up, and all the niggers as is with them is a kneelin'
down with their noses on the kerbstone!
HORACE.
[_Uncomfortably._] They're only _resting_. Come away and don't take any
notice. They'll move on presently.
MRS. RAPKIN.
[_Still at window._] But they're _unpackin'_ the camuels now! And--well, if
they ain't bringing everythink in _'ere_!
[_She retreats to behind the
table._
HORACE.
Great Scott!
[_He comes down to left of stage._
MRS. RAPKIN.
They wouldn't be _more_ things as you've been buying at that auction, sir,
would they?
[_The chant is heard now inside the
house._
HORACE.
No, no. It's a mistake! It _must_ be a mistake!
MRS. RAPKIN.
Then I'd better go and tell them----
[_She moves towards door to
landing, but before she reaches it,
it flies open mysteriously. A
moment afterwards a tall, fierce
Oriental in turban and robes
appears in doorway and salaams.
MRS. RAPKIN recoils with a cry.
Then a train of black slaves
enter, carrying large sacks, bales,
and chests, which they deposit on
the table and floor, till the room
is completely blocked; their chief
stands down on right, with his back
to the audience, and directs them
by gestures._
HORACE.
Look here! I say,--you fellows! You've come to the wrong house!
[_The slaves pay no attention to
him._
MRS. RAPKIN.
'Ere! my good _men_, what are you comin' in '_ere_ for, bringing all your
dust into my apartments?
HORACE.
[_Standing paralysed; to himself._] We can't _both_ be dreaming!
MRS. RAPKIN.
[_Trying to remonstrate with slaves._] This rubbish don't belong _'ere_! I
can't 'ave the 'ole place littered up with it! You needn't act so
ridic'lous if you _are_ niggers! [_To HORACE._] It ain't no use _my_
talking to 'em, sir. They're not like _Christians_--they're deaf and dumb,
seemingly! _You_ try!
HORACE.
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