The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
_When the curtain rises there is no
one in the room. A knock is heard at
the door on right of fireplace.
Then, after a pause, MRS. RAPKIN
enters. She is a pleasant, neatly
dressed, elderly woman, of the
respectable landlady class. She
wears a cooking-apron and her
sleeves are turned up. She looks
round the room, and turns to the
door as PROFESSOR FUTVOYE appears._
MRS. RAPKIN.
Mr. Ventimore don't seem to be in, after all, sir. Unless he's in his
bedroom. [_She comes down to the door on right, as PROFESSOR, MRS., and
MISS FUTVOYE enter from the other door. PROFESSOR FUTVOYE is elderly and
crabbed; his wife, grey-haired and placid, bearing with him as with an
elderly and rather troublesome child; SYLVIA FUTVOYE, their daughter, is
a pretty and attractive girl of about twenty. MRS. RAPKIN knocks at the
bedroom door._] Mr. Ventimore! A gentleman and two ladies to see you. [_She
opens the door--then, to the PROFESSOR._] No, sir, he hasn't come in
yet--but he won't be long now.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_By the table._] Are you _sure_ of that, ma'am?
MRS. RAPKIN.
Well, sir, he said as how he'd be in early, to make sure as everythink was
as it _should_ be. [_In a burst of confidence._] If you _must_ know, he's
expecting company to dinner this evening.
[_SYLVIA has moved to the window;
MRS. FUTVOYE stands by the table._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Placing his hat and stick on a small shelf on the left of fireplace, and
standing by table._] I'm aware of that, ma'am. We happen to be the company
Mr. Ventimore is expecting. Don't let us keep you from your cooking.
MRS. RAPKIN.
[_With another burst of confidence._] Well, sir, to tell you the truth, I
'_ave_ a good deal on my 'ands just now.
[_She goes out by door at back._
SYLVIA.
[_After moving about and inspecting the pictures._] I rather like Horace's
rooms.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Irritably._] I wish he'd manage to be _in_ 'em! I fully expected he'd be
back by this time. _Most_ annoying!
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_Resignedly._] I _thought_ you were bringing us all this way for nothing!
And when you must be quite exhausted enough as it is, after lecturing all
the afternoon!
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
I'm not in the least exhausted, Sophia; not in the least!
MRS. FUTVOYE.
Well, Anthony, if _you're_ not, Sylvia and I are! [_She sits in armchair by
the window._] But _why_ you couldn't wait till eight o'clock to know how
Horace got on at that sale I _can't_ think!
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
He ought to have been back _long_ ago! I can see _no_ excuse for his
dawdling like this. None whatever!
[_He sits on right of table._
SYLVIA.
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