The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_Advancing to him._] After _that_ admission, you will hardly be surprised
if I tell you--as I _do_--that you may consider your engagement to my
daughter at an end.
HORACE.
At an end! Why, what have I _done_?
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
Done, sir, done? You ask _that_, after grossly insulting my wife and
daughter by this--this outrageous exhibition!
[_He goes up, followed by PRINGLE._
HORACE.
[_Going to MRS. FUTVOYE._] Mrs. Futvoye, _you_ don't misunderstand me, I'm
sure?
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_Icily._] For _once_, I entirely agree with my husband, and I believe
Sylvia herself will tell you----
[_She turns, and joins the
PROFESSOR on the left._
HORACE.
No, she won't? _Will_ you, Sylvia? _You_ won't give me up?
SYLVIA.
What else _can_ I do?
HORACE.
What else? Why, trust me, stick to me--in spite of everything and
everybody!
SYLVIA.
After what I've just seen! No, that's _too_ much to expect!--unless, of
course, you've some satisfactory explanation?
HORACE.
Well, I _have_--if you'll all promise to _listen_ to it--you wouldn't when
I tried to explain before, you know. Now you _must_ hear me out! [_They all
prepare to listen attentively._] It's like this. Sylvia wasn't far wrong
about that beastly jar I bought this afternoon--there _was_ a Jinnee inside
it.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE. )
)
What? How dare you, sir--how _dare_ )
you trifle with us like this? )
)
MRS. FUTVOYE. )
)
Disgraceful! To stand there talking )
such nonsense--at such a time! ) _All_
) _speaking_
SYLVIA. ) _together._
)
Turning it all into a _joke_! Oh, how )
can you--how _can_ you? )
)
PRINGLE. )
)
Upon my word, Ventimore, you ought )
to be ashamed of yourself! )
HORACE.
There you _are_, you see! You _won't_ give me a hearing! I _ought_ to know
what was inside the bottle, considering I let it out. Fakrash-el--_what_
did he tell me his name was?--oh, Aamash--Fakrash-el-Aamash. He's a Jinnee.
Of the _Green_ Jinn.
PRINGLE.
Well, _we're_ not Green Jennies!
HORACE.
[_Losing his temper._] Shut up, Pringle! This is _my_ story--and you'll be
good enough to let me finish it. Well, according to old Fakrash, he'd been
sealed up in that bottle by Solomon----
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
What, in the name of common sense, has all this to do with the case?
HORACE.
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