The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts — John Shaqi
The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
I'm coming to that, if you'll only have a little patience. Naturally, he
was grateful to me for letting him out, and, in a weak moment, I--I blurted
out that you were all coming to dinner here to-night. And what does the old
idiot do but transform my rooms into these halls, and provide the whole
entertainment himself! And--as might be expected--it was pretty rotten!
[_He sinks on the divan on right in
despair, as he sees the general
incredulity._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
Ha! And you seriously expect us to believe this cock-and-bull story as an
explanation--unsupported by any kind of proof?
HORACE.
Not _unsupported_, Professor! How about these halls?
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
_They_ are only evidence of your unbridled extravagance, sir! Where is this
precious Jinnee you talk about? Produce him--let me see him with my own
eyes, and I might--but, bah! you won't venture to accept that challenge,
I'm sure of that!
[_He crosses to MRS. FUTVOYE and
PRINGLE._
HORACE.
It's unfortunate--but Fakrash has--er--left the country. I don't expect him
back for some time--if at all.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
Nor I, sir, nor _I_! Sophia, you and Sylvia had better go to the vestibule
and get your things on.
MRS. FUTVOYE.
I am only too anxious to go. [_To SYLVIA._] Come, darling.
[_She moves towards arch on right._
SYLVIA.
[_In sudden alarm._] Mother! _Not_ with all those horrid dancing-girls and
things! _They're_ in there!
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_At arch._] Trust me to deal with _them_!
[_She goes out with SYLVIA._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Going up and calling after them._] Make haste, Sophia! We must walk till
we get a cab, that's all!
HORACE.
[_Who has risen._] Professor, don't go yet. I've just remembered. If you'll
only wait a moment, I believe I can bring you something to prove I've been
telling the simple truth.
[_He goes out by lower arch on
right._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Approaching PRINGLE._] "Prove he's been telling the truth!" You heard
_that_, Pringle? Did you ever hear such bare-faced impudence in all your
life?
PRINGLE.
[_Virtuously._] Never, Professor, never! I _quite_ share your indignation.
Perhaps I may be allowed to accompany you? I am going your way.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
Do so, Pringle; do so, my dear fellow. As we may have to walk some
distance, my daughter will be glad of your escort. [_As MRS. FUTVOYE and
SYLVIA appear from arch up right._] Ah, they're ready, I see. Go and get
your coat on and bring mine, and we'll leave at once.
PRINGLE.
[_With alacrity, as he goes up._] By all means, Professor! I won't be a
minute.
[_He goes out by the arch up
right._
HORACE.
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