The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
FAKRASH.
I am returned to impart unto thee wondrous intelligence.
HORACE.
Oh? Well, fire away. Take a cushion.
[_Flinging him one from the divan._
FAKRASH.
[_Squatting on cushion._] Hearken! During my wanderings I have learnt that,
beyond all doubt, Suleymán, the son of Dáood, sleeps with his fathers!
HORACE.
As a matter of fact, he's been doing that for about three thousand years.
FAKRASH.
Sayest thou so? Then--[_cunningly_]--tell me. Doth there still remain any
one of Suleymán's seed that exerciseth his authority over them of the Jinn?
HORACE.
No. As soon as you've made things right for _me_, you can go off to your
own country and settle down comfortably--there's no power on earth that can
interfere with you.
FAKRASH.
Then--before I do thee any further service--bring hither the stopper
wherewith my bottle was sealed.
HORACE.
[_Uneasily._] The--the stopper? Oh, nonsense! You can't want that _now_!
What for? As a _souvenir_?
FAKRASH.
Nay, but because in all likelihood it is engraven with the mighty seal of
Suleymán.
HORACE.
[_Rising excitedly._] I say! Are you _sure_ of that?
FAKRASH.
So it was customary with such vessels. And, bearing such a seal, I shall
possess a mighty talisman. [_Rising from his cushion._] Wherefore deliver
it into my hands without delay, and I will reward thee by accomplishing all
thy desires.
HORACE.
[_In extreme embarrassment._] I--I'd be only too happy to oblige you--if I
could. But--well, the fact is, I've just parted with it.
FAKRASH.
[_Advancing on him in sudden fury._] _Parted_ with it! With my seal! O thou
of little sense! To whom? To _whom_, I say?
HORACE.
To the father of the lady I was engaged to. He's a learned man, you see,
and I knew, if there _was_ anything engraved on the seal, he'd be able to
make it out.
FAKRASH.
[_Striding up and down the hall, and brandishing his arms._] Perdition
seize thee! For he will assuredly refuse to surrender such a talisman! Woe
to me, for I am undone! Undone! Undone!
HORACE.
Don't talk rot! You _aren't_ undone--and nobody wants to undo you! [_FAKRASH
utters wild cries._] Don't go howling about like that--sit down again and
be sensible.
FAKRASH.
[_Halting opposite HORACE, with a menacing gesture._] Take heed to
thyself! For if thou dost not restore my seal immediately----!
HORACE.
[_Facing him composedly._] It's no good trying to bully _me_, you know.
_I'm_ not afraid of you. You sit down and be civil, and promise to do
exactly as I tell you--or I'm hanged if I help you to get your seal back.
FAKRASH.
[_With sudden self-restraint._] My son, it was naught! Am I not thy
servant? On the head and eye be all thy commands!
[_He sits down on the cushion._
HORACE.
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