The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
Oh, he seems to have got an excellent site--on a hill near Lipsfield,
between Hampshire and Surrey.
FAKRASH.
[_Touching his own brow._] It is on the tablet! And have no anxiety,--for
the palace that will arise shall assuredly be the wonder of the universe!
HORACE.
Very kind of you to say so--when I haven't even begun to work at it yet.
And now--about these halls? [_Persuasively._] You _will_ turn 'em back into
my old rooms, won't you? You're such a deuced clever old Johnny--I mean,
_Jinnee_!
FAKRASH.
Into the mean habitation in which I found thee? Far be this action from me!
HORACE.
[_Impatiently._] Oh, I'm sick of _arguing_ with you--I _command_ you. On
the head and on the eye!
RAPKIN'S VOICE.
[_From the outer hall._] Mr. Ventimore! I want a _word_ with you!
HORACE.
[_To FAKRASH, quickly._] You hear? That's my landlord,--it's _his_ house,
not mine. Just you change it--quick--before he comes in!
FAKRASH.
[_Standing in centre._] Since thou insisteth. And be of light heart, for
by to-morrow all thine affairs will prosper exceedingly!
[_He waves his hand; there is a
sudden and complete darkness for a
few seconds, with the sounds of
rumbling and rushing wind as
before. Above this the RAPKINS'
voices are heard._
RAPKIN'S VOICE.
Turned off the lights, 'as he? But _I'll_ talk to 'im when I _see_ 'im!
MRS. RAPKIN'S VOICE.
Don't let go of my 'and, Rapkin! I _know_ there's some o' them nasty
niggers about!
RAPKIN'S VOICE.
'Im and his bloomin' niggers and Arabian 'alls! [_Bawling._] Mr. Ventimore!
You _'ear_ me!
[_The stage has been growing
gradually lighter, and MR. and
MRS. RAPKIN are seen standing
together in the room in which the
play opened._
HORACE.
[_Appearing at bedroom door on right, in smoking suit, holding candle._]
Perfectly. [_Blandly._] Anything the _matter_, Rapkin?
RAPKIN.
[_Looking round open-mouthed, and blinking in bewilderment._] Matter, sir?
No, sir. Nothink, sir. Not _now_, sir!
HORACE.
[_Sweetly._] Glad to hear it. You'll be all right in the morning. Hot water
at the usual time, please. _Good_ night!
[_He goes into his bedroom, leaving
the stage in darkness again as the
curtain falls._
END OF THE SECOND ACT.
THE THIRD ACT
SCENE I
_The scene represents HORACE'S
_office in Great College Street._
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