The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_Starting up and coming towards FAKRASH._] He never _meant_ it! And,
anyhow, _you're_ safe enough!
FAKRASH.
[_Turning on him fiercely._] Hold thy lying tongue!
PRINGLE.
Ventimore, I must beg you not to interfere.
HORACE.
Damn it all, Pringle, he's _my_ Jinnee--not yours!
[_He attempts to join MRS. FUTVOYE
and SYLVIA, who turn their backs
on him, after which he returns to
his former place, crushed._
PRINGLE.
[_To FAKRASH._] Evidently, sir, there has been some slight misunderstanding
on both sides. But I feel confident that, if you will only consent to see
this unfortunate gentleman, the matter can very soon be amicably arranged.
FAKRASH.
I am here for this very purpose. Let this learned man appear before me.
PRINGLE.
I won't keep you waiting long. [_He goes up to the sliding-doors and
calls._] Professor! If you will kindly step this way, Mr. Fakrash would be
glad to see you.
[_A pause. THE MULE comes slowly
on from the left side of the
sliding doors._
HORACE.
[_Overwhelmed._] Great Heavens above!
PRINGLE.
[_Trying to be polite and at his ease._] Er--how do you do, Professor?
Sorry to see you looking so--so unlike yourself. [_THE MULE shows
irritation; PRINGLE retreats nervously; then, in an undertone to MRS.
FUTVOYE._] He--he can't jump that sofa, can he?
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_In an undertone, to him._] Of course not--that's why it's there!
PRINGLE.
[_To FAKRASH._] A distinguished archæologist, sir, a corresponding member
of every learned society in Europe--reduced to these extremities! [_To
THE MULE, which seems to feel its position acutely._] Professor, as
Ventimore has refused to interfere, I have taken on myself to assure
this--this venerable Jane----
HORACE.
[_In an undertone to PRINGLE._] _Jinnee!_ Call him "Jinnee"!
PRINGLE.
[_To HORACE._] I prefer to leave such familiarities to _you_,
Ventimore----[_To MULE._]--this venerable _personage_, Professor, that if
you have inadvertently offended him, you are ready to make any reasonable
apology. That is so?
[_THE MULE bows its head._
FAKRASH.
Ask if he be willing to surrender the stopper of the bottle wherein I was
enclosed.
[_MULE shakes head._
PRINGLE.
Now, Professor, if you consent to a request which I must say seems to me a
very moderate and proper one, will you--er--signify the same in the usual
manner by raising--er--your right ear?
[_THE MULE'S left ear goes up
sharply._
FAKRASH.
The _left_ ear! He refuseth!
PRINGLE.
No, no, he _meant_ the right ear--he hasn't got complete muscular control
as yet. I _really_ think we should get on better if you gave him back his
power of speech.
FAKRASH.
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