The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
And--you'll hardly believe it, Mr. Pringle,--but, the moment the lecture
was over, he hurried us off here to find out what Mr. Ventimore had got
for him! It's really too ridiculous! As if his study wasn't littered up
quite enough already!
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
Women, my dear Pringle, can't understand the feelings of a collector. It's
not _every_ day, I can tell you, that a collection of such importance comes
into the market.
PRINGLE.
I didn't know Ventimore was an expert in such things. I thought you could
get brokers to bid for you.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
Of course--of course. But I don't trust brokers--they know too much! And,
as I gave Ventimore my own catalogue, with a tick against the lots I want
and the limit I'm prepared to go, noted on the margin, he _can't_ make any
mistake.
PRINGLE.
I suppose not. That is, if he's _accustomed_ to auctions.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
What do you mean?
PRINGLE.
Only that if you _aren't_, there's always a liability to lose your head in
the excitement, and go beyond the margin. But I daresay Ventimore wouldn't
do _that_.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
If he _has_! [_He rises excitedly._] And he might--he _might_! With his
recklessness about money, it's the very thing he _would_ do! Letting me in
for prices I can't afford! [_Passionately._] No wonder he is in no hurry to
show himself--no wonder!
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_Rising and attempting to pacify him._] Now, Anthony, there's nothing to
work yourself up into a state for, at present. Do for goodness' sake wait
till you hear all about it!
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Resentfully._] It seems I shall _have_ to wait, Sophia--but I'm tired of
waiting _here_. [_He goes to get his hat and stick._] And evidently he
doesn't intend to----
[_Turns, as the door opens and
HORACE VENTIMORE comes in briskly.
HORACE is a pleasant-looking young
man, with a cheery and rather boyish
manner; he comes down and greets the
FUTVOYES without seeing PRINGLE for
the moment; SYLVIA has risen,
delighted at his arrival._
HORACE.
I _say_! This is jolly! [_Shaking hands._] Wish I'd known you were coming
on here after the lecture. [_PRINGLE rises, and waits stiffly for
recognition._] Warm work, wasn't it, Professor, lecturing on an afternoon
like this? Do sit down. [_Looks at table._] Haven't they given you any
tea?
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Irritably._] No, no, no. We want no tea. It's too late for tea. We merely
looked in on our way home to----
HORACE.
[_Sees PRINGLE._] And Pringle, too! [_Pats him on shoulder._] How are you,
old fellow? You been at the lecture, too?
PRINGLE.
[_With implied rebuke._] No, I've only just come round--as you weren't at
the office,--to----
HORACE.
I've been engaged all day. Oh, by the bye, do you know Professor and
Mrs.----
[_Is about to introduce him._
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