The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_SPENCER PRINGLE enters. He is a
smug, self-satisfied looking man of
about thirty-five, smooth-shaven,
except for small side-whiskers. He
is in a light tweed suit, having
just come up from the country._
SYLVIA.
[_Repressing her disappointment._] Mr. Pringle!
PRINGLE.
[_In doorway._] Miss Sylvia! Mrs. Futvoye! [_Shaking hands with the
PROFESSOR._] Professor! Well! this is unexpected.
[_SYLVIA comes down to right._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Graciously._] Glad to see you, Pringle! You are quite a stranger. Indeed,
my daughter was remarking, only a little while ago, that you hadn't been
near us for weeks!
SYLVIA.
[_In an indignant undertone._] _Father!_
[_MRS. FUTVOYE sits down again._
PRINGLE.
[_To SYLVIA, flattered._] Delighted to think I've been missed! But my
apparent--er--neglect has been quite unavoidable.
SYLVIA.
[_Laughing._] So kind of you to relieve our minds, Mr. Pringle!
PRINGLE.
[_Solemnly._] I assure you it's the fact. I've been away constantly for the
last two months, superintending work I'm doing in various parts of the
country. [_With importance._] Hardly a moment to call my own!
[_SYLVIA turns with the intention
of sitting down; he places a chair
for her._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Taking chair behind table._] A busy man like _you_, my dear Pringle, has
no need to make excuses.
PRINGLE.
[_Fetching a chair for himself._] I really have been fearfully overworked.
Not that I complain of _that_! [_As he sits down between the PROFESSOR
and SYLVIA._] I'd no idea we should meet _here_, though. Is Ventimore a
friend of yours?
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
Oh, we know him, yes. As _you_ do, it seems.
PRINGLE.
I sublet a room in my offices to him. Rather a good arrangement for him,
because he gets experience by looking after any little matters that I've no
time to attend to.
SYLVIA.
[_With suppressed resentment._] And isn't that rather a good arrangement
for _you_?
PRINGLE.
It works fairly well--as a rule. But when I returned from the country this
afternoon I found he hadn't been near the office all day!
[_He rises, takes SYLVIA'S
parasol officiously, and places it
in a corner, then returns._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_To his wife, but speaking at SYLVIA._] Not been near the office all day!
I _thought_ as much!
SYLVIA.
The reason _why_ he wasn't able to help you, Mr. Pringle, is because he's
been at an auction, bidding for things on father's account.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
I should have attended the sale myself but for an engagement to lecture at
the Hieroglyphical on a recently inscribed cylinder.
MRS. FUTVOYE.
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