The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_Suddenly realising PRINGLE'S presence; to MR. WACKERBATH._] But,
Samuel, aren't you forgetting to introduce your other guest?
HORACE.
[_To himself foreseeing trouble._] Good Lord!
[_He goes up round the table to the
glazed balcony._
MR. WACKERBATH.
[_Surprised, to MRS. WACKERBATH._] My _other_----? I was not aware----[_He
turns and sees PRINGLE, and advances to him._] You must excuse me, sir,
but I didn't see you before. I--ah--haven't the pleasure of knowing your
name--at present.
PRINGLE.
[_Coming forward._] My name is Pringle. _Yours_--[_meaningly_]--is quite
well known to me, Mr. Wackerbath.
MR. WACKERBATH.
[_Gratified, but not surprised._] Ha! Very good of you to say so. And I
needn't tell you that any friend of Mr. Ventimore's----
PRINGLE.
[_Tartly._] I am not here in that capacity, sir. I am here because I also
am expecting friends to dine with me. And I was certainly given to
understand that this room had been reserved for my _own_ party.
MRS. WACKERBATH.
[_In some distress._] Oh, dear! I _am_ so sorry. I'm afraid _I'm_ to blame.
I asked the manager for this room--he told me it was engaged, but he would
arrange for you to have the "Patience" Room instead.
PRINGLE.
I can only assure you that this is the first _I've_ heard of it, or
else----
MRS. WACKERBATH.
[_Rising._] I _quite_ thought it would be explained to you, and I do so
_hope_ the change hasn't put you to any great inconvenience?
PRINGLE.
[_Sourly._] I'm afraid, Mrs. Wackerbath, it has put my guests to
considerable inconvenience, as they have presumably been shown into the
"Patience" Room, and been waiting there for nearly half an hour--if they
haven't already left! So--[_making a movement towards the arch_]--if you
will kindly permit me----
HORACE.
[_Coming down, and intercepting him; in an under>tone._] You won't find
them there, Pringle. They haven't come. They _won't_ come now, I assure
you.
PROFESSOR'S VOICE.
[_On left, outside door above arch._] This must be the room, Sophia--I
observe "Pinafore" on the door.
PRINGLE.
[_In a triumphant undertone to HORACE, who is completely staggered._]
There! Who's right _now_? I _knew_ they wouldn't forget!
[_He advances to the end of the
sofa by fireplace to receive the
FUTVOYES, while HORACE effaces
himself so far as possible in the
corner behind the flower-stand._
HORACE.
[_To himself in despair._] That old _fool_ of a Fakrash! He's muffed it
again!
[_The FUTVOYES enter; MRS.
FUTVOYE first, then SYLVIA, and
the PROFESSOR bringing up the
rear._
PRINGLE.
[_Cheerily, to MRS. FUTVOYE._] Aha!
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