The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_His welcome dies away as they all
pass on without seeming to notice
any one but MR. and MRS.
WACKERBATH, who advance from the
left to receive them. PRINGLE
retreats slightly, and looks on in
speechless indignation._
MR. WACKERBATH.
My dear Mrs. Futvoye, delighted to see you--delighted! [_As MRS. FUTVOYE
greets MRS. WACKERBATH, to SYLVIA._] And this smart young woman is my
little god-daughter, eh? How d'ye do, my dear? [_To PROFESSOR._] And how is
our excellent Professor?
[_They converse in by-play; MRS.
WACKERBATH takes MRS. FUTVOYE to
sofa on left; SYLVIA goes up
towards arch to a place from which
she can see neither HORACE nor
PRINGLE._
MRS. WACKERBATH.
[_To MRS. FUTVOYE, as they seat themselves._] Dearest
Sophia! We meet so seldom now!
MRS. FUTVOYE.
We do indeed, Eliza!
[_They talk in undertones._
PRINGLE.
[_By fireplace, to himself, with the deepest disgust._] First my room, and
then my guests!
MR. WACKERBATH.
[_Turning to MRS. FUTVOYE, as the PROFESSOR joins SYLVIA._] I want to
introduce a friend of ours--very rising young fellow----[_He looks round
for HORACE, and discovers him by the flower stand._] Ah, _there_ he
is--Mr. Ventimore. [_HORACE pulls himself together and comes forward, not
in the least knowing what reception to expect._] Mr. Ventimore, Mrs.
Anthony Futvoye.
[_HORACE bows in considerable
anxiety._
MRS. FUTVOYE.
Why, my dear Mr. Wackerbath, we know one another quite well already! [_To
HORACE, laughing._] Don't we, Horace?
[_HORACE takes her hand with
obvious relief._
SYLVIA.
[_Coming down smiling, between MR. WACKERBATH and HORACE._] How are you,
Horace?
[_HORACE shakes hands warmly with
her._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Approaching as MR. WACKERBATH turns to his wife and MRS. FUTVOYE, to
HORACE not over cordially, but without asperity._] How are you, Ventimore?
Curious we should meet like this! We were talking about you on our way
here--that little dinner of yours, you know.
HORACE.
[_With reviving anxiety._] That--little dinner, Professor?
SYLVIA.
Yes, Horace, we _couldn't_ remember which night it is we're dining with
you--is it to-morrow, or the night after?
HORACE.
[_Relieved again._] Oh, it's to-morrow--to-morrow!
[_PRINGLE has heard all this with a
contempt and disgust that are
indicated by his expression._
SYLVIA.
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