The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
Then mother _was_ right! I'd fearful misgivings that it was for _last_
night, and that somehow we'd forgotten all about it. Wouldn't that have
been too dreadful of us?
HORACE.
Oh, I--I don't know. I mean--I could have forgiven even _that_.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
Ah, now I think of it--[_interposing between SYLVIA and HORACE, and
drawing him apart, while SYLVIA goes up towards the table_]--did you find
time to attend that sale for me yesterday?
HORACE.
[_Blankly._] Oh, yes. I _attended_ it.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
We called at your rooms yesterday afternoon, but you weren't in, so we
didn't wait for you. Now tell me--[_anxiously_]--did you get any of those
lots for me, or didn't you?
HORACE.
Well, no. I had the most rotten luck.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_With relief._] It's just as well you didn't--just as well. I doubt now
whether I could afford the money. I find I shall be put to considerable
expense--for repairs to my study.
[_He turns to MR. WACKERBATH, who
is on his right. SYLVIA comes
down, and PRINGLE advances to
greet her, but, finding she
evidently sees no one but HORACE,
he goes up towards the balcony
fuming with rage._
SYLVIA.
[_To HORACE._] Come and sit down somewhere, and tell me everything you've
been doing.
[_HORACE takes her to the sofa by
the fireplace, where they sit down
and talk in dumb show, while
PRINGLE is now hanging about
undecidedly near the flower-stand,
waiting his opportunity for
addressing SYLVIA, and furiously
jealous at finding her still too
absorbed to notice him_; MRS.
FUTVOYE and MRS. WACKERBATH are
talking confidentially on the sofa
on the left side of the room, and
the PROFESSOR and MR. WACKERBATH
are standing in the centre._
MR. WACKERBATH.
So you and my young friend Ventimore are already acquainted, eh, Professor?
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
Why, yes. In fact, he's supposed to be engaged to Sylvia. But, between
ourselves, I should feel more satisfied if there was any prospect of his
getting work.
MR. WACKERBATH.
My dear Futvoye, you needn't be uneasy about _that_! Why, this house he's
building for _me_ will find him work enough. He's an able young chap, and I
shouldn't be surprised if he gave me a perfect palace!
PRINGLE.
[_Who is near enough to hear this, comes down._] What, _another_ palace,
Mr. Wackerbath?
MR. WACKERBATH.
[_In some astonishment._] Eh? Why, bless my soul, sir, I thought you'd gone
to the "Patience" Room long ago!
PRINGLE.
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