The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_Drily._] I found it wasn't necessary. How are you, Professor? [_With the
air of a host._] Delighted to see you.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Shaking hands perfunctorily._] Oh, how are you, my boy, how are you?
[_Turning his shoulder on PRINGLE, and continuing to MR. WACKERBATH,
as they go up together towards the table, ignoring PRINGLE.] Wackerbath,
about this house of yours?--do I understand that Ventimore is----?
[_They talk in dumb show, and
during the next few speeches the
FIRST WAITER enters, and MR.
WACKERBATH gives him an order,
after which the WAITER goes out
and returns with two cocktails.
The PROFESSOR sits by the table
and MR. WACKERBATH stands as they
drink. PRINGLE meanwhile has
returned to the corner of the
flower-stand and is no longer able
to control his temper._
PRINGLE.
[_To SYLVIA, with elaborate sarcasm, as he offers his hand, which she
does not see at first._] Good evening, Miss Sylvia, it's really about time
that I reminded you of _my_ humble existence.
SYLVIA.
[_With slightly raised eyebrows, as she shakes hands._] Oh, how do you do,
Mr. Pringle? I didn't see you come in.
[_HORACE sits by in silence,
feeling powerless to stop PRINGLE
at present._
PRINGLE.
[_Unpleasantly._] No, you were so much engaged. [_In a tone of injury._]
And I must say I little expected when I last saw you at Cottesmore
Gardens--scarcely seven hours ago----!
SYLVIA.
[_Smiling, but surprised._] Seven _hours_! It is more like seven _weeks_!
PRINGLE.
[_Beaming fatuously._] Charming of you to put it in that way! I was almost
beginning to fear that you had forgotten--[_with meaning_]--our last
meeting.
SYLVIA.
[_Innocently._] In Vincent Square yesterday afternoon? Of course not. _I_
meant since you had been to see _us_. And that's _ages_ ago!
PRINGLE.
[_Blankly._] Ages ago!
SYLVIA.
[_Carelessly._] Oh, you said you'd been away, or working hard, or
something, didn't you? _I_ forgive you. And so _you_ are dining with Mr.
and Mrs. Wackerbath, too?
PRINGLE.
[_Stiffly._] With Mr. and Mrs.----! Pardon me, but I am under the
impression that _I_ am to have the honour of entertaining you.
SYLVIA.
[_Rising; HORACE rising as she does._] Entertaining _us_! Why, what
_could_ have made you think that?
PRINGLE.
[_In a low voice._] And you can throw me over like this! After all I've
done for you? Oh, _Sylvia_!
SYLVIA.
[_Coldly._] I don't understand you a bit this evening, Mr. Pringle. But
there may have been some mistake. I will go and ask mother about it.
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