The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts — John Shaqi
The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_As he opens the door for MRS. FUTVOYE._] I've tried to remember your
tastes, Professor.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
I hope you have succeeded. Good-bye, Pringle. Very glad to have run across
you again. Let us see more of you in future.
PRINGLE.
[_Going to the door with him._] You shall, Professor, you shall.
[_Following PROFESSOR and MRS. FUTVOYE out to landing._] By the way,
are you likely to be in next----?
[_HORACE closes door, leaving
SYLVIA still looking at the
bottle._
SYLVIA.
[_Turning as he comes down to her._] I'm certain there must be _something_
inside that jar. And if it's anything really interesting, father will be so
frightfully pleased that he won't be disagreeable all the evening!
HORACE.
[_Ruefully._] Ah, I'm afraid that's too much to look forward to.
SYLVIA.
[_Touching his arm with a little gesture of sympathy._] You poor dear!
You're not beginning to be nervous about your dinner, are you?
HORACE.
N--no. Not _nervous_ exactly. Something _might_ go wrong. Still, I hope
there won't be _much_ your father can find fault with.
SYLVIA.
I'm sure there won't! And if he does, why, _we_ won't mind, will we? We
shall be together, you know!
HORACE.
[_Putting his arm round her._] That's what I've been thinking of all day!
[_He kisses her as PRINGLE
returns, unseen by them. His jaw
drops as he sees them together._
PRINGLE.
[_Coming forward._] Er----[_HORACE and SYLVIA separate._] Miss
Sylvia--the Professor asked me to tell you----
SYLVIA.
I was just coming. [_Taking her parasol and moving to door, which PRINGLE
has left open._] Good-bye, Mr. Pringle. [_Stopping HORACE and PRINGLE
as they are about to see her down the stairs._] No, you mustn't come down,
either of you. [_To HORACE, with an affectation of distance._]
Good-bye--Mr. Ventimore.
[_She goes out._
PRINGLE.
[_By the table._] I should like to ask you, Ventimore, have you known Miss
Futvoye _long_?
HORACE.
[_Still at door, looking after SYLVIA._] A little over six weeks.
PRINGLE.
And I have known her for as many years!
HORACE.
[_Closing door, and coming towards him._] Have you, though? I noticed the
Professor was uncommonly cordial to you. Look here, are you doing anything
this evening?
PRINGLE.
Er--no. That is, nothing particular. Why?
HORACE.
Because it would be friendly of you if you'd come and dine here. _They're_
coming, you know.
PRINGLE.
I know. [_After a moment's hesitation._] Thanks, I don't mind if I do.
HORACE.
Capital! I'm sure if any one can keep the old man in a good humour, _you_
can.
PRINGLE.
[_Sourly._] I see. You want me to engage him in conversation and leave you
free to carry on your flirtation with Miss Futvoye unobserved?
HORACE.
Not quite that. There's nothing _underhand_ about it. We're engaged, you
know.
PRINGLE.
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