BREITMANN'S GOING TO CHURCH BREITMANN IN KANSAS HANS BREITMANN'S CHRISTMAS BREITMANN ABOUT TOWN BREITMANN IN POLITICS -- I. 1. THE NOMINATION 2. THE COMMITTEE OF INSTRUCTIONS 3. MR. TWINE EXPLAINS BEING "SOUND UPON THE GOOSE" II. 4. HOW BREITMANN AND SMITH WERE REPORTED TO BE LOG-ROLLING 5. HOW THEY HELD THE MASS MEETING 6. BREITMANN'S GREAT SPEECH III. PARDT DE VIRST: -- THE AUTHOR ASSERTS THE VAST INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY OF GERMANS TO AMERICANS PARDT DE SECOND: -- SHOWING HOW MR. HIRAM TWINE "PLAYED OFF" ON SMITH BREITMANN AS AN UHLAN -- I. THE VISION II. BREITMANN IN A BALLOON III. BREITMANN AND BOUILLI IV. BREITMANN TAKES THE TOWN OF NANCY V. BREITMANN IN BIVOUAC VI. BREITMANN'S LAST BARTY EUROPE -- BREITMANN IN PARIS BREITMANN IN LA SORBONNE BREITMANN IN FORTY-EIGHT BREITMANN IN BELGIUM -- SPA OSTENDE GENT BREITMANN IN HOLLAND -- 'S GRAVENHAGE -- THE HAGUE LEYDEN SCHEVENINGEN AMSTERDAM GERMANY -- BREITMANN AM RHEIN -- COLOGNE AM RHEIN -- NO. II AM RHEIN -- NO. III MUNICH FRANKFORT-ON-THE-MAIN ITALY -- BREITMANN IN ROME LA SCALA SANTA BREITMANN INTERVIEWS THE POPE THE FIRST EDITION OF BREITMANN -- SHOWING HOW AND WHY IT WAS THAT IT NEVER APPEARED LAST BALLADS -- BREITMANN IN TURKEY COBUS HAGELSTEIN FRITZERL SCHNALL THE GYPSY LOVER DORNENLIEDER BREITMANN'S SLEIGH-RIDE THE MAGIC SHOES GLOSSARY INTRODUCTION BY THE PUBLISHER ---