United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
There was not a fire, not a torch, nor a star-beam in the whole bivouac
to guide the feet of Adjutant Wallis in his pilgrimage after
whiskey. The orders from brigade headquarters had been strict against
illuminations, for the Confederates were near at hand in force, and a
surprise was proposed as well as feared. A tired and sleepy youngster,
almost dropping with the heavy somnolence of wearied adolescence, he
stumbled on through the trials of an undiscernible and unfamiliar
footing, lifting his heavy riding-boots sluggishly over imaginary
obstacles, and fearing the while lest his toil were labor misspent. It
was a dry camp, he felt dolefully certain, or there would have been more
noise in it. He fell over a sleeping sergeant, and said to him hastily,
“Steady, man--a friend!” as the half-roused soldier clutched his rifle.
Then he found a lieutenant, and shook him in vain; further on a captain,
and exchanged saddening murmurs with him; further still a camp-follower
of African extraction, and blasphemed him.
“It’s a God-forsaken camp, and there isn’t a horn in it,” said Adjutant
Wallis to himself as he pursued his groping journey. “Bet you I don’t
find the first drop,” he continued, for he was a betting boy, and
frequently argued by wagers, even with himself. “Bet you two to one I
don’t. Bet you three to one--ten to one.”
Then he saw, an indefinite distance beyond him, burning like red-hot
iron through the darkness, a little scarlet or crimson gleam, as of a
lighted cigar.
“That’s Old Grumps, of the Bloody Fourteenth,” he thought. “I’ve raided
into his happy sleeping-grounds. I’ll draw on him.”
But Old Grumps, otherwise Colonel Lafayette Gildersleeve, had no
rations--that is, no whiskey.
“How do you suppose an officer is to have a drink, Lieutenant?” he
grumbled. “Don’t you know that our would-be Brigadier sent all the
commissary to the rear day before yesterday? A eanteenful can’t last two
days. Mine went empty about five minutes ago.”
“Oh, thunder!” groaned Wallis, saddened by that saddest of all thoughts,
“Too late!” “Well, least said soonest mended. I must wobble back to my
Major.”
“He’ll send you off to some other camp as dry as this one. Wait ten
minutes, and he’ll be asleep. Lie down on my blanket and light your
pipe. I want to talk to you about official business--about our would-be
Brigadier.”
“Oh, _your_ turn will come some day,” mumbled Wallis, remembering
Gildersleeve’s jealousy of the brigade commander--a jealousy which only
gave tongue when aroused by “commissary.” “If you do as well as usual
to-morrow you can have your own brigade.”
“I suppose you think we are all going to do well to-morrow,” scoffed Old
Grumps, whose utterance by this time stumbled. “I suppose you expect to
whip and to have a good time. I suppose you brag on fighting and enjoy
it.”
“I like it well enough when it goes right; and it generally does go
right with this brigade. I should like it better if the rebs would fire
higher and break quicker.”
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