The British Army from WithinVivian, Evelyn Charles
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The British Army from Within
Vivian, Evelyn Charles
Great Britain. Army
One night, eight men sat round their can of beer in a tent of “A”
Squadron, to which, by the way, Bulgy belonged. These eight had nearly
reached the bottom of the can. They had blown out all the candles in
the tent save one, which would remain for illumination until “lights
out” sounded. The last man to unroll his blankets and get to bed
had just finished, and was sitting up in order to blow out the last
remaining candle, when the flap of the tent was raised from the back,
and a hairy, grinning, evil face, which might have been that of the
devil himself, looked in on the sleepy warriors. They, for their part,
were too startled to investigate the occurrence, and the sight of that
face prevented them from stopping to unfasten the tent flap in order
to get out. They simply went out, under the flies, anyhow; one man
tried to climb the tent pole, possibly with a vague idea of getting
out through the ventilating holes at the top, but he finally went out
under the fly of the tent like the rest, taking with him the sting of
a vicious whack which the hairy devil aimed at him with a chain that
it carried. While these eight men were fleeing through the night, the
devil with the chain came out from the tent, and, seeing a line of
startled horses before it, leaped upon the back of the nearest horse,
gave the animal a thundering blow with its chain, and hopped lightly
on to the back of the next horse in the row, repeating the performance
there. In almost as little time as it takes to tell, a squadron of
stampeding horses followed the eight men of the tent on their journey
toward the skyline, and in the black and windy dark the remaining
men of “A” Squadron turned out to fetch their terrified horses back
to camp, and, when they knew the cause of the disturbance, to curse
Bulgy’s monkey even more fervently than Bulgy’s servant had cursed it.
The end of it all was that eight men of “A” Squadron signed the pledge,
and Bulgy left off keeping the monkey; it was too expensive a form of
amusement.
This is a typical camp yarn, and a military camp is full of yarns, some
better than this, and some worse.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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