It was unfortunate that, but a moment before, I should have grown
impatient of a large piece of crust and thrust it bodily into my mouth.
But although articulation at this interesting juncture was out of the
question, I laid an eloquent hand upon her arm and crowded as much
expression as I could into a swollen and distorted visage. She glanced
at me and collapsed in silent infectious laughter. And so it happened
that, while we two conspirators lay shaking in the bracken, her friends
turned their car wonderingly round and drove slowly back into the
village away from her they sought.
Another hour and a half of somewhat desultory rehearsal found us
'wootle' perfect and ready for anything. So we laid the puppets by,
fed Toby with brown bread and tongue, and rested against the labours of
the afternoon.
The time passed quickly enough--too quickly.
It was a few minutes past one when, having adjusted my mask and slid my
nose into position, I got the booth upon my shoulders and stepped out
into the road.
"Come along," I said encouragingly.
"I'm afraid. Oh, there's something coming."
"Nonsense! I wish I hadn't packed that bludgeon."
"I'm nervous, Punch."
"Will you make me drag you along by the hair of your head? Of course,
it'd be in the picture right enough, but I rather want two hands for
this infernal booth. However, let me once get a good grip on that soft
pigtail--"
"What--again?"
"Ah, that was in love, Judy."
The next second she had joined me on the white highway, the faithful
Toby a short pace behind her. His not to reason why. A good fellow,
Toby.
It was rather a nervous moment. But, in spite of an approaching
wagonette, she walked bravely beside me with the puppet-box under her
arm. The occupants of the vehicle began to evince great curiosity as
we drew nearer, but their mare caught sight of my nose at the critical
moment and provided an opportune diversion.
"So perish all our enemies!" she said with a sigh of relief.
"Stage-fright, Judy, dear. You'll be all right in a minute. We're
bound to excite interest. It's what we're for and what we want. I'll
keep it going. Give me your wootler."
She handed me the reed, and I held it ready between my lips.
"Buck up, lass!"
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