The Burning Spear: Being the Experiences of Mr. John Lavender in the Time of WarGalsworthy, John
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The Burning Spear: Being the Experiences of Mr. John Lavender in the Time of War
Galsworthy, John
World War, 1914-1918 -- Humor, caricatures, etc.
“This glorious land!” he thought, walking away from the beech clump,
with Blink at his heels; “how wonderful to see it being restored to its
former fertility under pressure of the war! The farmer must be a happy
man, indeed, working so nobly for his country, without thought of
his own prosperity. How flowery those beans look already!” he mused,
glancing at a field of potatoes. “Now that I am here I shall be able
to combine my work on German prisoners with an effort to stimulate food
production. Blink!” For Blink was lingering in a gateway. Moving back to
her, Mr. Lavender saw that the sagacious animal was staring through the
gate at a farmer who was standing in a field perfectly still, with his
back turned, about thirty yards away.
“Have you——” Mr. Lavender began eagerly; “is it—are you employing any
German prisoners, sir?”
The farmer did not seem to hear. “He must,” thought Mr. Lavender, “be of
the old stolid English variety.”
The farmer, who was indeed attired in a bowler hat and Bedford cords,
continued to gaze over his land, unconscious of Mr. Lavender's presence.
“I am asking you a question, sir,” resumed the latter in a louder voice.
“And however patriotically absorbed you may be in cultivating your soil,
there is no necessity for rudeness.”
The farmer did not move a muscle.
“Sir,” began Mr. Lavender again, very patiently, “though I have always
heard that the British farmer is of all men least amenable to influence
and new ideas, I have never believed it, and I am persuaded that if you
will but listen I shall be able to alter your whole outlook about the
agricultural future of this country.” For it had suddenly occurred to
him that it might be a long time before he had again such an opportunity
of addressing a rural audience on the growth of food, and he was loth to
throw away the chance. The farmer, however, continued to stand with
his hack to the speaker, paying no more heed to his voice than to the
buzzing of a fly.
“You SHALL hear me,” cried Mr. Lavender, unconsciously miming a voice
from the past, and catching, as he thought, the sound of a titter, he
flung his hand out, and exclaimed:
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