The Burning Spear: Being the Experiences of Mr. John Lavender in the Time of War — John Shaqi
The Burning Spear: Being the Experiences of Mr. John Lavender in the Time of WarGalsworthy, John
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The Burning Spear: Being the Experiences of Mr. John Lavender in the Time of War
Galsworthy, John
World War, 1914-1918 -- Humor, caricatures, etc.
“Grass, gentlemen, grass is the hub of the matter. We have put our hand
to the plough”—and, his imagination taking flight at those words, he
went on in a voice calculated to reach the great assembly of farmers
which he now saw before him with their backs turned—“and never shall we
take it away till we have reduced every acre in the country to an arable
condition. In the future not only must we feed ourselves, but our dogs,
our horses, and our children, and restore the land to its pristine glory
in the front rank of the world's premier industry. But me no buts,” he
went on with a winning smile, remembering that geniality is essential in
addressing a country audience, “and butter me no butter, for in future
we shall require to grow our margarine as well. Let us, in a word, put
behind us all prejudice and pusillanimity till we see this country of
ours once more blooming like one great cornfield, covered with cows.
Sirs, I am no iconoclast; let us do all this without departing in
any way from those great principles of Free Trade, Industrialism, and
Individual Liberty which have made our towns the largest, most crowded,
and wealthiest under that sun which never sets over the British Empire.
We do but need to see this great problem steadily and to see it whole,
and we shall achieve this revolution in our national life without
the sacrifice of a single principle or a single penny. Believe me,
gentlemen, we shall yet eat our cake and have it.”
Mr. Lavender paused for breath, the headlines of his great speech in
tomorrow's paper dancing before his eyes: “THE CLIMACTERIC—EATS CAKE AND
HAS IT—A GREAT CONCLUSION.” The wind, which had risen somewhat during
Mr. Lavender's speech, fluttered the farmer's garments at this moment,
so that they emitted a sound like the stir which runs through an
audience at a moment of strong emotion.
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