The Cabinet Minister: A farce in four actsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Cabinet Minister: A farce in four acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
Why, _poor_ Egidia! Aren't you well, dear?
DOWAGER.
Egidia received a telegram from Scotland this morning; her son has cut
his first tooth, during her absence, painfully.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
Oh, dear!
EGIDIA.
You also are a mother, Lady Twombley. You can sympathize with such cares
as those I am now endeavouring to sustain.
[LADY EUPHEMIA and IMOGEN stroll in.]
LADY TWOMBLEY.
Your boy is five months old, isn't he?
EGIDIA.
Fergus is precisely five months.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
Well, there are two-and-twenty more teeth to come yet, you know.
EGIDIA.
Yes, I am schooling myself into that conviction. I am naturally, I hope,
a woman of more than ordinary courage.
[PROBYN appears at the entrance.]
Probyn.
Lord Drumdurris.
[The EARL OF DRUMDURRIS, a boyish-looking officer of the Guards, in
uniform, with much dignity and reserve, enters.]
EARL OF DRUMDURRIS.
How do you do, Lady Twombley? Egidia.
DOWAGER.
Keith, you have further news from Scotland?
EARL OF DRUMDURRIS.
Another telegram.
EGIDIA.
Ah!
[She puts her hand calmly in that of the DOWAGER.]
DOWAGER.
Tell us, my son.
EARL OF DRUMDURRIS.
Another tooth. [EGIDIA closes her eyes. The DOWAGER kisses her upon the
brow.] I offered Lady Macphail and Sir Colin the use of my brougham, but
they preferred coming on here in their chariot.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
Lady Macphail and Sir Colin! Coming here!
DOWAGER.
[To LADY TWOMBLEY.] I haven't told you what I've done. Keith!
EARL OF DRUMDURRIS.
[Bowing.] Certainly.
[He joins the others, who are talking together.]
DOWAGER.
[To LADY TWOMBLEY.] I have a motive. My whole life has been one vast
comprehensive motive. Lady Macphail is the little woman to whom I
introduced you on the stairs at the Palace.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
Well, but----
DOWAGER.
I encountered her again, and delivered a message from you begging her to
come on here with Sir Colin to drink tea.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
I never----
DOWAGER.
I know you didn't. My motive is this. She has just brought her boy to
London.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
Is he the great man in the kilt I saw holding on to her lappets?
DOWAGER.
Yes.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
He's thirty, if he's an hour.
DOWAGER.
He's more. But he is a fine example of the grand simplicity that exists
in many Scottish families. Proprietor of eighty thousand acres, head of
a great clan, Colin Macphail of Ballocheevin remains a child attached to
his mother.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
Oh, I shall be very happy to----
DOWAGER.
Ah, you grasp my motive!
LADY TWOMBLEY.
No, I don't.
DOWAGER.
[In LADY TWOMBLEY's ear.] _Imogen._
LADY TWOMBLEY.
Imogen?
DOWAGER.
Imogen _must_ make a match this season and marry before the year is out.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
Why?
DOWAGER.
Don't deceive yourself, Kate Twombley. You are aware that Julian's
position in the Ministry is precarious?
LADY TWOMBLEY.
You think so?
DOWAGER.
Everybody thinks so. It's my opinion they'll make a Jonah of him and
cast him from them before many months are over. You know what that
means?
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