The Cabinet Minister: A farce in four acts — John Shaqi
The Cabinet Minister: A farce in four actsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Cabinet Minister: A farce in four acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
Altered! Where are the tiny tea-things with which you once played at
making tea in your old school-room? Where is the hoop you used to
trundle in Portman Square--the skipping-rope Brooke and I turned for you
till our arms nearly dropped from our shoulders? Where are the marbles I
gave you--the top I taught you to spin? I say, where are these things
and the jolly little girl who delighted in them?
IMOGEN.
[With much dignity.] I think you're so violent that it isn't safe to
speak to you. But I'll ask you one question.
VALENTINE WHITE.
Pray do.
IMOGEN.
Where is the good-tempered, curly-headed boy for whom I used to make the
tea; the boy who taught me, very patiently, how to play the marbles and
to spin the top?
VALENTINE WHITE.
You see him.
IMOGEN.
Oh, no. No, Val, no.
VALENTINE WHITE.
Imogen! You don't mean, at any rate, that I'm stuck-up?
IMOGEN.
No, indeed, I think you're shockingly stuck-down. [He turns away,
hanging his head. She comes to him.] There, now I've made you ashamed of
yourself.
VALENTINE WHITE.
No, you haven't!
IMOGEN.
Then I will do so. Remain here. I will return in a moment. Don't stir!
[She runs out.]
VALENTINE WHITE.
Shall I run away? Ah, if she only knew how ardently I wish that she had
changed still more--how I wish that she had grown quite unlovable or I
had forgotten how to love her! It's hopeless; I _will_ run away.
[He opens the door and the DOWAGER peeps in.]
DOWAGER.
May I come in?
VALENTINE WHITE.
Eh? Oh, certainly.
[The DOWAGER enters.]
DOWAGER.
[To herself.] What has become of them? [To VALENTINE.] Pardon me, have
you seen my niece, Imogen?
VALENTINE WHITE.
She has just left this room.
DOWAGER.
With Sir Colin Macphail?
VALENTINE WHITE.
Oh, no.
[A cab whistle is heard. VALENTINE looks out of the window.]
DOWAGER.
[To herself.] Where is he? I shan't sleep till I know it is settled.
VALENTINE WHITE.
Here's Sir Colin--hailing a cab.
DOWAGER.
Ah! Something must have happened! [She goes hastily towards the door;
VALENTINE is in her way.] Let me pass, please! I have a motive!
[She goes out as IMOGEN enters by another door carrying a large
old-fashioned box.]
IMOGEN.
Valentine.
VALENTINE WHITE.
Why, what have you there?
Imogen.
A modern young lady's jewel casket. Open it, please. [Kneeling, he opens
the box.]
VALENTINE WHITE.
[Looking into the box.] Imogen! The tea-things! I recognize them!
IMOGEN.
You see, I've never parted with my playthings, Val.
VALENTINE WHITE.
[Dragging out a large, faded, once gaudy doll.] And here's Rosa! I
helped to cut out Rosa's mantle. Battered old Rosa!
IMOGEN.
[Taking the doll from him.] Don't! Old she may be, but her sex should
protect her from insult.
VALENTINE WHITE.
And here are my marbles! and the top! Ah, ah! the skipping-rope!
Imogen--perhaps--I--I've done you an injustice.
IMOGEN.
Do you think so?
VALENTINE WHITE.
I feared fashion had put your bright little nature into tight
corsets--but--I see--I see----
IMOGEN.
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