In the mingled yarn of human life, tragedy is never far asunder from
farce; and it is amusing to retrace in immediate succession to this
incident of epic dignity, which has its only parallel by the way in the
case of Vasco de Gama, (according to the narrative of Camoens,) when met
and confronted by a sea phantom, whilst attempting to double the Cape
of Storms, (Cape of Good Hope,) a ludicrous passage, in which one
felicitous blunder did Cæsar a better service than all the truths which
Greece and Rome could have furnished. In our own experience, we once
witnessed a blunder about as gross. The present Chancellor, in his first
electioneering contest with the Lowthers, upon some occasion where he
was recriminating upon the other party, and complaining that stratagems,
which _they_ might practise with impunity, were denied to him and his,
happened to point the moral of his complaint, by alleging the old adage,
that one man might steal a horse with more hope of indulgence than
another could look over the hedge. Whereupon, by benefit of the
universal mishearing in the outermost ring of the audience, it became
generally reported that Lord Lowther had once been engaged in an affair
of horse stealing; and that he, Henry Brougham, could (had he pleased)
have lodged an information against him, seeing that he was then looking
over the hedge. And this charge naturally won the more credit, because
it was notorious and past denying that his lordship was a capital
horseman, fond of horses, and much connected with the turf. To this
hour, therefore, amongst some worthy shepherds and others, it is a
received article of their creed, and (as they justly observe in northern
pronunciation,) a _sham_ful thing to be told, that Lord Lowther was
once a horse stealer, and that he escaped _lagging_ by reason of Harry
Brougham's pity for his tender years and hopeful looks. Not less was
the blunder which, on the banks of the Rubicon, befriended Cæsar.
Immediately after crossing, he harangued the troops whom he had sent
forward, and others who there met him from the neighboring garrison
of Ariminium. The tribunes of the people, those great officers of the
democracy, corresponding by some of their functions to our House of
Commons, men personally, and by their position in the state, entirely in
his interest, and who, for his sake, had fled from home, there and then
he produced to the soldiery; thus identified his cause, and that of the
soldiers, with the cause of the people of Rome and of Roman liberty; and
perhaps with needless rhetoric attempted to conciliate those who were
by a thousand ties and by claims innumerable, his own already; for never
yet has it been found, that with the soldier, who, from youth upwards,
passes his life in camps, could the duties or the interests of citizens
survive those stronger and more personal relations connecting him with
his military superior. In the course of this harangue, Cæsar often
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