Germans -- Travel -- England -- Kent -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Every now and then as I warmed and drove my different points home, she
just looked at me with thoughtful interest. It was delightful. I forgot
the annoying horse, the heat of the sun, the chill of the wind, the bad
breakfast, and all the other inconveniences, and saw how charming a
caravan tour can be. “Given,” I thought, “the right people and fine
weather, such a holiday is bound to be agreeable.”
The day was undoubtedly fine, and as for the right people they were
amply represented by the lady at my side. Never had I found so good a
listener. She listened to everything. She took no mean advantage of
one’s breath-pauses to hurry in observations of her own as so many women
do. And the way she looked at me when anything struck her particularly
was sufficient to show how keenly appreciative she was. After all there
is nothing so enjoyable as a conversation with a thoroughly competent
listener. The first five miles flew. It seemed to me that we had hardly
left Grip’s Common before we were pulling up at a wayside inn and
sinking on to the bench in front of it and calling for drink.
What the others all drank was milk, or a gray, frothy liquid they said
was ginger-beer--childish, sweet stuff, with little enough beer about
it, heaven knows, and quite unfit one would think for the stomach of a
real man. Jellaby brought Frau von Eckthum a glass of it, and even
provided the two nondescripts with refreshments, and they took his
attentions quite as a matter of course, instead of adopting the graceful
German method of ministering to the wants of the sterner and therefore
more thirsty sex.
The road stretched straight and white as far as one could see on either
hand. On it stood the string of caravans, with old James watering the
horses in the sun. Under the shadow of the inn we sat and rested, the
three Englishmen, to my surprise, in their shirt-sleeves, a condition in
which no German gentleman would ever show himself to a lady.
“Why? Are there so many holes in them?” asked the younger and more pink
and white of the nondescripts, on hearing me remark on this difference
of custom to Mrs. Menzies-Legh; and she looked at me with an air of
grave interest.
Of course I did not answer, but inwardly criticized the upbringing of
the English child. It is characteristic of the nation that Mrs.
Menzies-Legh did not so much as say Hush to her.
On the right, the direction in which we were going to travel, the road
dipped down into a valley with distant hills beyond, and the company,
between their sips of milk, talked much about the blueness of this
distance. Also they talked much about the greenness of the Mereworth
woods rustling opposite, and the way the sun shone; as though woods in
summer were ever anything but green, and as though the sun, when it was
there at all, could do anything but go on shining!
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