Germans -- Travel -- England -- Kent -- Fiction; Humorous stories
I was on the point of becoming impatient at such talk and suggesting
that if they would only leave off drinking milk they would probably see
things differently, when Frau von Eckthum came and sat down beside me on
the bench, her ginger-beer in one hand and a biscuit, also made of
ginger, in the other (the thought of what they must taste like together
made me shiver) and said in her attractive voice:
“I hope you are going to enjoy your holiday. I feel responsible, you
know.” And she looked at me with her pretty smile.
I liked to think of the gentle lady as a kind of godmother, and made the
proper reply, chivalrous and sugared, and was asking myself what it is
that gives other people’s wives a charm one’s own never did, never
could, and never will possess, when the door-curtain of the Elsa was
pulled aside, and Edelgard, whose absence at our _siesta_ I had not
noticed, stepped out on to the platform.
Lord Sigismund and Jellaby immediately got up and unhooked the steps and
held them for her to come down by. Menzies-Legh also went across and
offered her a hand. I alone sat still, as well I might; for not only am
I her husband, but it is absurd to put false notions of her importance
into a woman’s head who has not had such attentions paid her since she
was eighteen and what we call _appetitlich_.
Besides, I was rooted to the bench by amazement at her extraordinary
appearance. No wonder she was not to be seen when duty ought to have
kept her at my side helping me with the horse. She had not walked one of
those five hot miles. She had been sitting in the caravan, busily
cutting her skirt short, altering her hair, and transforming herself
into as close a copy as she could manage of Mrs. Menzies-Legh and her
sister.
Small indeed was the resemblance now to the Christian gentlewoman one
wishes one’s wife to seem to be. Few were the traces of Prussia. I
declare I would not have recognized her had I met her casually in the
road; and to think she had dared do it without a word, without asking
my permission, without even asking my opinion! Her nice new felt hat
with its pheasant’s wing had almost disappeared beneath a gauze veil
arranged after the fashion adopted by the sisters. Heaven knows where
she got it, or out of what other garment, now of course ruined, she had
cut and contrived it; and what is the use of having a pheasant’s wing if
you hide it? Her hair, up to then so tight and inconspicuous, was
loosened, her skirt showed almost all of both her boots. The whole
figure was strangely like that of the two sisters, a little thickened, a
little emphasized.
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