Family life -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Saving and investment -- Fiction
Kitty came out with all the brazen effrontery of a hardened
criminal. That is to say she came out singing, and with her hair
perfectly in order, and looking in every way fresh and charming.
Billy recognized this immediately as the wile of a malefactor trying
to throw an officer of the law off the scent, but he was not to be
discouraged by it, and he jumped out of the hammock and went up to
her. She still wore the pink shirt-waist, and it was very becoming.
She looked just as well in it as if she had paid the lawful ten per
cent. duty on it. It is not the duty that makes that kind of a
shirt-waist pretty; it is the way it is made, and the trimming. The
girl that is in it helps some, too. It is a fact that a shirt-waist
looks entirely different on different girls. You have to consider
the girl and her shirt-waist together, as a whole or unit, if you
are going to be able to recognize it when you see it again, and
Billy was ready to consider it that way. If he ever saw that pink
confection with that saucy chin and merry face above it again he
meant to be able to recognize the combination. That is one of the
duties of a detective.
"Let's go out under the tree," he said, "and sit down, and--and talk
it over. I have something I want to talk about."
"Talk it over," said Kitty, lifting her eyebrows. "Talk what over?"
You couldn't nonplus Billy that way, when he was in pursuit of his
duty.
"Well," he said, "we--that is, I didn't thank you for bringing me up
that collar this morning. I want to thank you for it."
"Yes?" said Kitty. "Well, here I am. Thank me. You did thank me
once, but I don't care. Do it again."
"Thank you," said Billy.
"You're welcome," Kitty said, and then they both laughed.
"What do you think of this Domestic Tariff business?" asked Billy,
seeking to lead her into some admission of which he could make use
as proof of her smuggling.
"I think it is a simply splendid idea!" Kitty declared. "I am sure
no one but Tom could have thought of it, and the very minute I heard
of it I went into it body and soul. It was so clever of him to
conceive such an idea, and such a simple way to build up an
education fund for dear, sweet, little Bobberts! And isn't it nice
of Tom and Laura to let us be in it and pay our share of the duty.
It makes us feel so much more as if we were really part of the
family."
"Doesn't it?" said Billy. "It makes us feel as if we had a right to
be here--when we pay duty and all that. I feel like bringing in a
lot of stuff just so that I can pay duty on it. I was thinking
about it this morning, and about that little joke of mine about not
bringing in that collar last night, and I felt what I had missed by
leaving it out on the porch, so I got up and went down for it. That
was how you happened to meet me in the hall--I wanted to get it and
bring it in so I could pay the duty, and be in the fun myself. You
don't think I was going to smuggle it in, do you?"
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