The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
"The cat and broken spear are emblems of rebellion and
anarchy."--P. 11.
"The British Lion is majestically observing the effects of his
own operations; his countenance shows no symptom of the reign of
passion--anger is alone signified by the movement of his tail."
For this illustration of natural history Mr. Ward appears to be
indebted to Mathews, who, in his "At Home," told a capital story of a
showman and one of the noble beasts in question, in which, while his
head is in the lion's mouth, he anxiously inquires of a by-stander,
"Doth he wag his tail?" That bit of waggery being indicative (as Mr.
Ward has comically painted it) of the ire of lions generally.
Mr. Ward, as matter of information, tells us, page 19, that "the
palm-tree grows to the height of five hundred feet, and bears the
date and cocoa-nut." What date the trees Mr. Ward alludes to might
have borne we cannot say; but certain it is, that modern palms
have left off growing to the height of five hundred feet; which,
considering it to be about three times the height of the Monument,
and one hundred feet more than the height of St. Paul's, is not so
very surprising.
The following information, conveyed in page 20, is likely to be very
interesting from its importance:--
"Juvenile antagonists in the streets dare not strike an unfair
blow, take the other by the hair, or maltreat him when fallen
upon the ground. In such case, he not only loses his battle, but
also--his character!!!"
At page 22 we have, perhaps, the most finished description of docking
a horse that ever was put to paper; it is somewhat lengthy, but it
will repay the lover of the sublime for his trouble in reading it:--
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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