The City Bride (1696): Or, The Merry CuckoldHarris, Joseph
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The City Bride (1696): Or, The Merry Cuckold
Harris, Joseph
English drama
_Peg._ Dear me, I am so ashamed, and yet to speak the Truth, I do like
you hugely, and wou'd like you better still, if it were not for one
thing, which a little troubles me.
_Comp._ What's that?
_Peg._ Why, you know sometimes we are forc'd to endure the Absence of
our Husbands a long while, mehappen many Years, and then if there be any
Slip in us, (as long Vacations will make Lawyers hungry) the World is
apt to censure and scandalize us; and brand us with wanton Living and
Incontinency; when alas! if they wou'd but consider our Condition, and
the mighty Longings we often naturally have for Flesh and Blood, they
wou'd not blame us, so they wou'd not.
_Comp._ Come, come, no Matter, canst thou love me, Widow?
_Peg._ Ah, if I durst but speak my Mind, I know what I wou'd say.
_Comp._ Durst, why who do you fear? here's none but an honest Gentleman,
some few Friends and Neighbours; let them hear a God's Name what you
wou'd say, and never blush for the Matter.
1st _W. Neigh._ Aye, aye, speak Neighbour, pray speak your Mind, and
fear not.
_Peg._ I shall be thought too weak to yield at first Sight.
2d _W. Neigh._ Paw! paw! that's only Nicety.
_Peg._ Well then I do love him dearly and dearly, so I do.
[_Runs and kisses him_.
_Comp._ And I thee with all my Heart and Soul.
[Comp. _kisses_ Peg.
Now we'll be merry, and have a Song, shall we not my Neighbours?
3d _Neigh._ Marry will we, Neighbour _Luff_ and Mrs. Bride, will ye give
us a Song?
_Peg._ With all my Heart, come Neighbour.
A DIALOGUE.
Man:
_Faith and Troth I love thee dearly,
Tho I do but bluntly woo,
Prithy then resolve me clearly,
Whether I am beloved by you.
Long I shall not keep a pother,
Like a senseless whining Beau;
If you won't I'll court another
Who will never say me no._
Woman:
_Friend, your self, nor Humour neither
With my Fancy disagree,
Yet I must find clearer Weather
Er'e I venture out to Sea.
Court another at your Pleasure
Win her in the Honey-moon,
She may chance repent at leisure,
For believing you too soon._
Man:
_Leave your damn'd Fantastick Trials,
Which procure a Lover's Pain,
Pox upon these sham-Denials,
'Tis but spending time in vain.
With Embraces happy make me,
Nature fram'd you to be kind;
Kiss me, and the Devil take me
If I ever change my Mind._
Woman:
_I'll pursue the good old Fashion,
Practise still by those are wise,
Throughly try my Lover's Passion,
E're I let him grasp the Prize.
Spite of Oaths you wou'd forsake me,
Shou'd I let you once embrace:
If I kiss, the Devil take me,
Till the Parson has said Grace._
Chorus.
_Since then Nation
Has made it a Fashion,
Let's send for a Black Coat, whilst we're in the Mind.
But it is damn'd Slavery,
And Priestly Knavery,
That Parsons must conjure e're Lovers be kind._
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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