Now she was lingering again. But he had come to know the signs and
meanings of the process. This time, John knew it was the washing. He
watched her covertly from behind his paper, hoping against hope that she
might tire; for he had not got three and elevenpence, nor three
halfpence in the world. But a master in the art of lingering does not
know what it means to tire. Just when he thought she must have
finished, when she had done all the glass on the mantel-piece for the
second time, she went out of the room to the cupboard on the landing
where John kept his two-hundredweight of coal and returned with all the
rags and pots of paste necessary for the cleaning of the brass.
Here he gave in; the siege was over. Under cover of the newspaper, he
detached the latch key from his watch-chain, slipped it into his pocket
and rose, concealing the chain within his hand.
"I’m just going out," he said--"for a few moments. Can you wait till I
get back?"
She looked as though she could not, as if it were rather encroaching
upon the limit of her time to ask her to stay longer, but----
"I expect I can find one or two little things to do for a few moments,"
she said.
John left her doing them. They mainly consisted of putting the brass
polish and the rags back again in the cupboard from which she had taken
them.
It is here that you will see this quality interesting in John, this
ability to anticipate possibilities. It was not really the victory of
Mrs. Rowse that had impelled him to the sacrifice of his watch-chain.
It is not consistent with human nature for any man to pawn an article of
value--far less one which implies the possession of another--in order to
pay his washing bill. Washing, like the income tax, is one of those
indemnities in life which appear to have no justice in their existence.
It would always seem that your integrity were still preserved, that you
were still a man of honour if you could avoid paying them.
I know a man, who has eluded the income tax authorities for seven years,
and he is held in the highest esteem as a man of acumen, ability, and
the soul of honour. I admit that this opinion is only held of him by
those who are endeavouring to do the same as he. A man, for instance,
who belongs to the same club and pays his income tax to the last
shilling, thinks him to be a hopelessly immoral citizen and would
believe him capable of anything. But this is not fair. It would be far
more just to say that the man who pays his income tax to the uttermost
farthing is capable of nothing--invertebrate.
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