I was interested, as I say, but not surprised. Though a man of steel and iron, there was nothing of the celibate about Vincent Jopp. He was one of those men who marry early and often. On three separate occasions before I joined his service he had jumped off the dock, to scramble back to shore again later by means of the Divorce Court lifebelt. Scattered here and there about the country there were three ex-Mrs. Jopps, drawing their monthly envelope, and now, it seemed, he contemplated the addition of a fourth to the platoon. I was not surprised, I say, at this resolve of his. What did seem a little remarkable to me was the thorough way in which he had thought the thing out. This iron-willed man recked nothing of possible obstacles. Under the date of June 1st was the entry: "_Marry Amelia_"; while in March of the following year he had arranged to have his first-born christened Thomas Reginald. Later on, the short-coating of Thomas Reginald was arranged for, and there was a note about sending him to school. Many hard things have been said of Vincent Jopp, but nobody has ever accused him of not being a man who looked ahead. On the morning of May 4th Jopp came into the office, looking, I fancied, a little thoughtful. He sat for some moments staring before him with his brow a trifle furrowed; then he seemed to come to himself. He rapped his desk. "Hi! You!" he said. It was thus that he habitually addressed me. "Mr. Jopp?" I replied. "What's golf?" I had at that time just succeeded in getting my handicap down into single figures, and I welcomed the opportunity of dilating on the noblest of pastimes. But I had barely begun my eulogy when he stopped me. "It's a game, is it?" "I suppose you could call it that," I said, "but it is an offhand way of describing the holiest----" "How do you play it?" "Pretty well," I said. "At the beginning of the season I didn't seem able to keep 'em straight at all, but lately I've been doing fine. Getting better every day. Whether it was that I was moving my head or gripping too tightly with the right hand----" "Keep the reminiscences for your grandchildren during the long winter evenings," he interrupted, abruptly, as was his habit. "What I want to know is what a fellow does when he plays golf. Tell me in as few words as you can just what it's all about." "You hit a ball with a stick till it falls into a hole." "Easy!" he snapped. "Take dictation." I produced my pad. "May the fifth, take up golf. What's an Amateur Championship?" "It is the annual competition to decide which is the best player among the amateurs. There is also a Professional Championship, and an Open event." "Oh, there are golf professionals, are there? What do they do?" "They teach golf." "Which is the best of them?" "Sandy McHoots won both British and American Open events last year." "Wire him to come here at once." "But McHoots is in Inverlochty, in Scotland."