The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
The English have a distinctly higher and better opinion of Washington
than is held in this country. Washington, if he could have a choice
in the matter, would indubitably prefer his position in the minds of
educated Englishmen to the one that he holds “in the hearts of his
countrymen”—not the one that he is said to hold. The superior validity
of the English view is due to the better view-point. It is remote, as
the American will be when several more generations shall have passed
and Americans are devoid (as Englishmen are devoid now) of passions
and prejudices engendered in the heat of our “Revolution.” We should
remember that it was not to the English a revolution, but a small and
distant squabble, which cut no great figure in the larger affairs in
which they were engaged; and the very memory of it was nearly effaced
in that of the next generation by the stupendous events of the French
Revolution and the Napoleonic wars. To ears filled with the thunders
of Waterloo, the crepitating echoes of the spat at Bunker Hill were
inaudible.
No benign personage in the calendar of secular saints is really less
loved than Washington. The romancing historians and biographers have
adorned him with a thousand impossible virtues, naturally, and in so
dehumanizing him have set him beyond and above the longest reach of
human sympathies. His character, as it pleased them to create it,
is like nothing that we know about and care for. He is a monster of
goodness and wisdom, with about as much of light and fire as the
snow Adam of the small boy playing at creation on the campus of a
public school. The Washington-making Frankensteins have done their
work so badly that their creature is an insupportable bore, diffusing
an infectious dejection. Try to fancy an historical novel or drama
with him for hero—a poem with him for subject! Possibly such have
been written; I do not recall any at the moment, and the proposition
is hardly thinkable. The ideal Washington is a soulless conception,
absolutely without power on the imagination. Within the area of his
gelid efflation the flowers of fancy open only to wither, and any
sentiment endeavoring to transgress the boundary of that desolate
domain falls frosted in its flight.
Some one—Colonel Ingersoll, I fancy—has said that Washington is a steel
engraving. That is hardly an adequate conception, being derived from
the sense of sight only; the ear has something to say in the matter,
and there is much in a name. Before my studies of his character had
effaced my childish impression I used always to picture him in the act
of bending over a tub.
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