The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
‘My father was an excellent pedestrian, and would often walk to London
and back again, more than sixty miles, in the same day. Sometimes he
dined at home, and went to London in the afternoon; and even then, I
rather think, though I cannot be certain, that he made a point of
sleeping in his own house. In height he was about five feet four,
perfectly free from corpulency, sober, and satisfied with plain,
wholesome diet. He used to speak with great self-complacency of the
manner in which he overcame competitors in walking, with whom he
sometimes chanced to meet. “I have been overtaken by tall men,” he would
say, “with whom I could not keep pace, and they have bid me good bye,
and told me they should be in London at such a time before me: but they
were every one of them mistaken. They could not proceed without stopping
to rest, and taking their pint of beer, their bread and cheese, or
whatever they could get to eat and drink. I was never far behind them, I
wanted nothing to eat or drink, I was not weary, I passed the houses in
which they were sitting, and got forward sometimes more than a mile
before them; while they would make another call, perhaps, and another,
so that I always arrived before them.”
‘One afternoon, however, he was desirous of going to town at a later
hour than usual, and therefore, for expedition’s sake, he borrowed a
light grey horse of a neighbour, on condition that it should be returned
that evening. He then mounted, and placed me behind him, trusting to my
courage and good sense for finding my way home with the horse. I know
not how far he took me, except that we passed over some part of Ascot
Heath, if not all of it; and about an hour before it was dark, he
alighted, left me on horse-back, and carefully gave me such directions
as he supposed I could not mistake. In this he conjectured rightly; I
began to trot away, anxious to get home before it was too dark; but
unluckily for me, some time after we had parted, with no human being in
sight, nor any likelihood of meeting one, the horse stumbled among some
ruts, and threw my hat off. To have lost my hat would have been a
terrible misfortune; I therefore ventured to alight and pick it up. Then
it was that I perceived my distress. I found every attempt I made to
remount wholly ineffectual, and all I could do was to endeavour to drag
the sluggish animal along, and cry bitterly. Twilight was fast
approaching, and I alone on the heath, (I knew not how far from home),
and never expecting to reach that desired place that evening. At length,
however, the white railing of the Race Course on Ascot Heath came in
sight, and I conceived hopes of remounting. Accordingly I with great
difficulty prevailed on my grey nag to stand tolerably nigh the railing,
on which I clambered, and with almost unspeakable joy I found myself
once more seated on his back. I had another piece of good fortune; for,
before I had gone far, a neighbour happened to be passing, who, seeing a
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