The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
child so circumstanced, came up, asked me some questions, heard the
story I had to tell, and not only conveyed me safe to the village, but
to his own house, where he gave me something comfortable to eat and
drink, sent the horse to its right owner, and put me into the charge of
some one, who took me home.[1]
‘I know nothing that tends so much as the anecdotes of childhood, when
faithfully recorded, to guide the philosopher through that very abstruse
but important labyrinth, the gradations that lead to the full stature,
peculiar form, temperament, character, and qualities of the man. I am
therefore anxious to recount all those concerning myself, which I
suppose may conduce to this purpose.
‘My father was very fond, and not a little vain, of me. He delighted to
shew how much I was superior to other children, and this propensity had
sometimes a good effect. One evening when it was quite dark, daylight
having entirely disappeared, and the night being cloudy, he was boasting
to a neighbour of my courage; and his companion seeming rather to doubt,
my father replied, he would put it immediately to the proof. “Tom,” said
he, “you must go to the house of Farmer such a one,” (I well remember
the walk, but not the name of the person,) “and ask whether he goes to
London to morrow.” I was startled, but durst not dispute his authority,
it was too great over me, besides that my vanity to prove my valor was
not a little excited: accordingly I took my hat, and immediately obeyed.
‘The house I was sent to, as far as I can remember, must have been
between a quarter and half a mile distant; and the road that led to it,
was by the side of the hedge on the left hand of the Common. However, I
knew the way well enough, and proceeded; but it was with many stops,
starts, and fears. It may be proper to observe here, that although I
could not have been without courage, yet I was really, when a child,
exceedingly apprehensive, and full of superstition. When I saw magpies,
it denoted good or ill luck, according as they did or did not cross me.
When walking, I pored for pins, or rusty nails; which, if they lay in
certain directions, foreboded some misfortune. Many such whims possessed
my brain—I was therefore not at all free from notions of this kind, on
the present occasion. However, I went forward on my errand, humming,
whistling, and looking as carefully as I could; now and then making a
false step, which helped to relieve me, for it obliged me to attend to
the road. When I came to the farm-house, I delivered my message. “Bless
me, child,” cried the people within, “have you come, this dark night,
all alone?” “Oh yes,” I said, assuming an air of self-consequence. “And
who sent you?” “My father wanted to _know_,” I replied equivocally. One
of them then offered to take me home, but of this I would by no means
admit. My whole little stock of vanity was roused, and I hastily
scampered out of the house, and was hidden in the dark. My return was
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