The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 03 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 03 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
The war has wasted the resources of the country in foolery, which the
country has now to pay for in a load of taxes on its remaining
resources, its actual produce and labour. The tax-gatherer is a
government-machine that takes sixty-five millions a-year from the
bankrupt pockets of the nation, to give to those who have brought it
into that situation; who takes so much from the necessaries of life
belonging to the poor, to add to the superfluities of the rich; who adds
so much to the hard labour of the working part of the community, to
‘relieve the killing languor and over-laboured lassitude of those who
have nothing to do’; who, in short, out of the grinding poverty and
ceaseless toil of those who pay the taxes, enables those who receive
them to live in luxury and idleness.
Mr. Burke, whom we have just quoted, has said, that ‘if the poor were to
cut the throats of the rich, they would not have a meal the more for
it.’ First, (for truth is the first thing in our thoughts, and not to
give offence the second) this is a falsehood; a greater one than the
answer of a Bond-street lounger, who coming out of a confectioner’s
shop, where he has had a couple of basons of turtle-soup, an ice, some
jellies, and a quantity of pastry, as he saunters out picking his teeth
and putting the change into his pocket, says to a beggar at the door, ‘I
have nothing for you.’ We confess, we have always felt it an aukward
circumstance to be accosted in this manner, when we have been caught in
the act of indulging a sweet tooth, and it costs us an additional penny.
The rich and poor may at present be compared to the two classes of
frequenters of pastry-cooks’ shops, those on the outside and those on
the in. We would seriously advise the latter, who see the gaunt faces
staring at them through the glass-door, to recollect, that though
custard is nicer than bread, bread is the greatest necessary of the
two.—We had forgot Mr. Burke’s sophism, to which we reply in the second
place, that the cutting of throats is a figure of speech, like the
dagger which he produced in the House of Commons, not necessary to the
speculative decision of the question. The most civil, peaceable, and
complaisant way of putting it is this—whether if the rich were to give
all that they are worth to the poor, the latter would be none the richer
for it? If so, the rich would be none the poorer, and so far could be no
losers on Mr. Burke’s own hypothesis, which supposes, with that
magnanimity of contempt for plain matter of fact which distinguished the
author’s theories, that the rich have nothing, and the poor have every
thing? Had not Mr. Burke a pension of 4000_l._ a-year? Was this nothing?
But even this is not the question neither. It is not, whether if the
rich were to part with all they have to the poor (which is a mere
absurdity) but whether if the rich do not take all they have left from
the poor (which we humbly hope is a proposition that has common sense in
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