The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
The 14th of February is a red-letter day in the history of antiques and
antiqueing; for the exhaustive researches and diligent labors of the
members of the Academy have not only awakened untold numbers of people
to the refining value of something really old, but have cleared up
those highly important moot points; that is, when does a thing cease
to be merely old and become an antique; and when is an antique not an
antique?
One of the finest contributions to the literature of antiques, for
example, was Dr. Pry’s masterly monograph on _Chisel Markings and
Screw-Driver Scratches of the Lower Connecticut Valley_ (Bulletin of
the American Academy for the Popularization of Antiquities, Vol. IV,
No. 7, pp. 3682 _et seq._). In this monograph Dr. Pry pointed out that
an old Colonial frying-pan was a genuine antique, worthy of being
used as the central object in a modern mantel-ornament grouping. The
workmanship, the artistry, the incomparable grace of a genuine De
Ruyter frying-pan puts it in the same class with a great painting or a
great ruin. A De Ruyter frying-pan in first-class shape is, in fact,
infinitely preferable to some great ruins, especially if the ruins come
under the head of third-class ruins.† On the other hand, a genuine
Oppendink frying-pan, carefully made during the same year that, say,
the De Ruyter frying-pan was produced, is worthless as an antique. Both
are antiques, yet one is not an antique. There are some who persist
in buying Oppendink frying-pans and hanging them on the walls of their
living-rooms, alongside a beautiful old Colonial hack-saw and a rare
Colonial egg-beater; but their numbers, thanks to the magnificent,
careful, and far-reaching work of the American Academy for the
Popularization of Antiquities, are gradually becoming fewer.
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† Grasswink, H. Q., _Ruins: Brick, Stone, and Human; Their
Classification and Idiosyncrasies_.
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