The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
This is only an isolated example of the Academy’s efforts. Its field
agents have collected, collated, segregated, documented, annotated, and
filed over seventy-three hundred pounds (August 28, 1922) of reports
on American-owned antiques alone. Some of them have undergone the most
severe dangers; while two have even made the supreme sacrifice in their
pursuit of duty. This tragedy cast a shadow over the entire Academy;
for among its members there were no more ardent or well-informed
students of antiques than Judson F. Rapp, Litt.D., and Herman Hymen
Heller, of Cracow University. The beautiful Rapp-Heller monument,
soon to be erected either in Washington, D.C., or in the lonely spot
in Northern Maine where Dr. Rapp dug up the first known specimen of
folding iron Colonial camping-stool, will represent the Spirit of
Antiqueing in a most dignified and touching way. Sketches for this
monument have already been prepared by Mrs. Claudia Gaines Gumme, the
distinguished sculptress; and the accepted sketch shows a stern-visaged
New-England housewife refusing to accept seven dollars from Professor
Heller for a beautiful Colonial cradle, while Dr. Rapp surreptitiously
examines the bottom of a ladder-back chair in the shadow of a
convenient highboy.
The details of the tragedy are probably still fresh in the minds of all
antique-lovers. Dr. Rapp and Professor Heller, it will be remembered,
had secured for the society a flawless specimen of early well-sweep
with bucket attached. They took the well-sweep and bucket to their
rooms and prepared to study their treasures with the painstaking care
which characterized all their efforts. Dr. Rapp was a native of Calais,
Maine, and therefore had developed his New England conscience to a
high degree. Professor Heller, though born in Kishinew and educated in
Cracow, had thoroughly absorbed the New England traditions and ideals
in the nine years he had lived in America. He often laughingly remarked
that his New England conscience had become so acute that he was
thinking of changing his name to Lowell or Fitzgerald.
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