The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
The secret of antique-collecting is persistence. My friend G——, who
spent three years of her life walking through the mud and dust of
Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont roads in an attempt to locate the
Log-Cabin-With-Flag-And-Cider-Barrel cup-plate, which she needed
to round out her set of cup-plates, claims that the true secret of
antique-collecting is good health. She is no judge, however, as she
encountered a series of unusual misfortunes in her search for the
missing cup-plate. First she was caught in a bad northeaster without
her goloshes, and developed a severe case of rheumatic fever. Then
she fell down and broke her arm. Shortly after that she was struck
by lightning. And a little while later she was run over by a Ford
which appeared from nowhere as she was trudging up a mountain-side
one glorious golden morning in search of a farmer who was reputed
to use cup-plates as fly-poison receptacles. G——, in her droll New
England manner, throws me into convulsions by saying that she thinks
the Ford, like Topsy, just growed. I am sure that if G—— had persisted
in continuing her search for the missing cup-plate, even though she
had to travel on crutches, she would eventually have been successful.
Therefore I say that the secret of antique-collecting is persistence.
It is persistence that brings to light the unexpected treasure. It is
persistence that effects unexpected results. It is persistence that
enables the antique-collector to secure for fifty cents or one dollar a
genuine antique that is worth from one hundred to five hundred dollars
until it is put up for sale at an auction, when it isn’t worth so much.
[Illustration:
STATUE ERECTED TO PROFESSOR KILGALLEN IN FLORAL PARK CITY,
FLORIDA, BY GRATEFUL CITIZENS OF THAT COMMUNITY
Professor Kilgallen himself kindly took the entire responsibility
for raising the fund for the beautifying of Floral Park City by
the erection of this splendid bronze, which is the work of Mme.
Olga Mugsawflovich of Moscow.
]
A guiding star for all antique-collectors, whether amateur or
professional, may be found in the adventures of the old Elon D.
Whipplefish house just outside the little town of Sunkset, one of
those delightful little settlements surrounded by cranberry bushes,
sand, and Down East accents on quaint and picturesque Cape Cod. The
Elon D. Whipplefish house was built in 1742 by Isaiah Thrasher, a
direct descendant of the Marjoribank family of Lower Tooting-on-Wye,
England, one or more of whose members came to America on the Mayflower.
Considerable haziness exists concerning the descendants of the
Marjoribanks family owing to the fact that the name was pronounced
Marshunk by those familiar with English pronunciation, and that some
American records refer to the Marjoribanks as Marsh or as Shawbank
or as Bunk, owing to the difficulty of properly separating the
pronunciation and the spelling.
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