The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
When I had made plain to him the extremely valuable nature of the gin,
I told him frankly that since he seemed to have a discriminating taste
in such things, I was willing to let him have an entire quart of it,
and that in exchange I was willing to take his old chest as a pleasant
reminder of my visit to Cape Cod.
After some grumbling Mr. Whipplefish agreed to this exchange, whereupon
I repaired to my room in the Sunkset House, mixed the gin, and hastened
back to the Whipplefish home with it. I carried the chest away the same
day, and have since refused an offer of two hundred dollars for it.
During the next two days I did not go near the Whipplefish house; but
at the expiration of the two days—which, in Mr. Whipplefish’s case, I
judged to be about the life of one quart of gin—I returned and found
him in a state of nerves.
The antique-collector must learn to be patient. Nothing is gained
by rushing matters. If I had gone to Mr. Whipplefish before he had
finished the gin, I could have done very little business with him
probably. The antique-collector must also learn restraint. If I had
offered Mr. Whipplefish a case of gin for his chest instead of one
quart, he would probably have smelled a rat. He might have held the
chest for a higher price, or he might have had the gin analyzed. Either
course would have caused me considerable embarrassment.
At any rate, I found him in a state of nerves on my second visit. The
offer of another quart in return for his cradle met with an instant
response. I subsequently sold the cradle for six hundred dollars. On
my third visit I got the spindled chair for three quarts of gin. I am
holding this chair for fifteen hundred dollars† and expect to get it.
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† Prospective buyers will kindly communicate with the
publishers.—_Eds._
By this time Mr. Whipplefish was growing somewhat accustomed to my
presence, and seemed almost willing that I should help myself to
whatever I wanted so long as I placed a bottle or two of pre-war gin in
his hand as a little token of remembrance and esteem.
For two bottles of gin per room I was permitted to remove the pumpkin
pine wainscoting from the downstairs walls of the Whipplefish house. I
used a part of it to sheathe my own library, which has been pictured
many times in the pages of _The House Elegant_; and the remainder I
sold for seven hundred and forty-five dollars.
The doors of the inside rooms cost me one quart apiece, with the
hardware thrown in. The big front door and carved sills with a
graceful fanlight came higher. That cost me half a case, but it was
worth it, as I have since refused an offer of twelve hundred dollars
for it.
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