The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
General
The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
In making a careful examination of the well-sweep with their magnifying
glasses, Dr. Rapp and Professor Heller reached markedly different
conclusions as to its age. Dr. Rapp, as shown by the hasty notes
which he jotted down at the time, was of the opinion that it dated
back to 1683. Dr. Heller, on the other hand, basing his conclusions
on the moss-layers at the end of the pole, was firmly convinced that
it could not have been made prior to 1765. Each scientist labored for
hours in the effort to win over the other to his views. The arguments
finally became bitter, and eventually they attacked each other with
their magnifying glasses, which were unusually large and heavy. The
noise of the struggle was heard by several neighbors; but it was not
investigated, as Professor Heller had long been accustomed to distil
alcohol, sampling the results as he went along, and frequently becoming
rather noisy. The neighbors, unfortunately, thought he was sampling a
new batch. On the following morning, when an attendant came to clean
the Professor’s apartments, both Dr. Rapp and Professor Heller were
dead. This is a beautiful example of the devotion to a cause which
characterizes the work of all the members of the American Academy for
the Popularization of Antiquities.
The finest fruit of the work of the Academy, however, came when it
commissioned Professor Milton Kilgallen, F.R.S., of Balliol College,
to collate and edit the notes, papers, and reports of America’s
greatest antique-collectors for the benefit of the present and future
generations. The monumental labors of Professor Kilgallen, which have
extended over a period of seven years, cannot, of course, be included
in any book weighing less than seventeen pounds. The ensuing work is
merely a sketch or bird’s-eye view of the Professor’s toil, published
in the present form by the Academy in order that antique-lovers may,
in a few hours’ reading, obtain an idea of the vast amount of material
suitable for individual research work which has been collected in the
Academy’s files through the indefatigable energy and enthusiasm of
Professor Kilgallen.
The Kilgallen family has long been distinguished in the realm of
Arts and Sciences. Colonel Everard Kilgallen, father of Professor
Milton Kilgallen, became celebrated at the age of twenty-two for his
exhaustive treatise on “The Seasonal Movements of the Potato Bug.” His
wife, the beautiful Sheila Catherwood-Trapp, daughter of Sir Almeric
Catherwood-Trapp, D.S.O., K.C.B., F.R.G.S., was noted for her bird
studies, and particularly for her inimitable paintings of the lesser
flycatcher, on which she specialized. So realistic were her paintings
of the lesser flycatcher that flies have actually been observed
hurriedly leaving a room in which one of these works of art was hung.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account