The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
"If I return alive," continued the royal humbug, "I will make you amends
for the past; but if I fall, here is my dear son (step this way, Ned),
place him on the throne (hold your head up, stupid), and his gratitude
(bow, you blockhead) will be the reward of your fidelity." Here he
fairly swamped his face in tears, while the archbishop turned on a
couple of fountains, which came gushing through his eyes, and the
meeting was literally dissolved by the practice of this piece of crying
injustice towards the people. Not only had he melted the hearts of
the traders by this manouvre, but he drew streams of coin for the
liquidation of his debts from their pockets. With the cash thus
collected he started to join Guy, Earl of Flanders, against Philip le
Bel, a very pretty sort of fellow, between whom and Edward there was
a contest for the possession of the daughter of the Guy, the fair
Philippa. The English king had, as early as 1294, contracted a marriage
for the Prince of Wales with this young lady, who was only nine when
the match was agreed upon. The happiness of the Flemish infant of course
went for nothing in the game of craft and ambition which was being
played by the intriguing French king, who had no other object but the
extension of his personal influence. Though he may have been the first,
he was certainly not the last Philip on the throne of France to force
the inclinations of royal children on the subject of marriage for his
own purposes.
Edward the Fourth had expended a large amount of English money in
purchasing the support of foreign mercenaries, who had no sooner spent
their wages than they discontinued their services. The English king,
finding he was likely to get the worst of it, concluded a truce in the
spring of 1298, and left the unfortunate Guy to fight his own battles.
[Illustration: 174]
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