The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
History
The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Before Edward's return home, the London citizens refused to pay the
taxes, on the ground of their not having been imposed by the consent of
Parliament. Many a tax-gatherer lost his time and his temper in going
from door to door, and was told, tauntingly, to collect himself, when
he sought to collect money for the royal treasury. The king, who was
at Ghent, tried the never-failing experiment of another confirmation of
Magna Charta, with the addition of what he called--in a private letter
to his son--"a little one in," namely, a confirmation of the Statute _de
Tallagio non concedendo_, which was an act declaring that no talliage or
aid should be levied without the consent of the Parliament. This was the
first occasion upon which the nation was formally invested with the sole
right of raising the supplies, but the investment, after all, was not
particularly eligible, as the sole right of raising the supplies
carries with it the sole duty of finding the money. Not content with his
confirmation of the charter, Edward, in May, 1298, was called upon
to ratify, at York, the confirmation itself, and thus spread with
additional butter the constitutional bacon. This he for some time
evaded by a series of paltry excuses, in which "head-ache," "previous
engagement," and "out of town," were pleaded from time to time, until
the barons, by following him up, got him into a _cul de sac_ from which
there was no escaping. He consented at last to ratify, but, in the most
dishonourable manner, he contrived while signing to smuggle in a clause
at the end, which, by saving the right of the Crown, rendered the whole
document a wretched nullity. This was a trick he was much addicted
to, for he had tried the paltry subterfuge on a previous occasion. The
barons, when they saw the addition, merely shook their heads, murmured
something about "a do," and returned to their homes; but Edward thought
he should find no difficulty in coming over the citizens. He accordingly
called a meeting in St. Paul's Churchyard, when the confirmation was
read over, amid cheers, and cries of "Hear" at the end of every clause,
until the last, when the shouts of "Shame!" "No, no!" "It's a dead
swindle!" and "Don't you wish you may get it?" became truly terrible.
Edward retained his usual self-possession during the meeting, but
expressed, in side speeches to his attendants, his fears that the
citizens were not such fools as he had taken them for. Making a virtue
of necessity--though, by the way, virtues made out of that material very
seldom appear to fit, but sit very awkwardly on the wearer--he withdrew
the offensive clause at a Parliament that was held soon after Easter.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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