The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Edward and Philip, finding it convenient to make up their differences,
threw overboard their respective allies, the French king giving up the
Scots, and the English sovereign completely sacrificing the poor old
Guy of Flanders. This earl has got the name of the Unfortunate, but he
better deserves the title of the soft Guy, the silly Guy, or the Guy
that, if there happened to be a difficulty within his reach, was sure to
blunder into it. He had twice been fool enough to accept an invitation
from Philip, and had twice been detained as a prisoner. We therefore
have little sympathy with him when we hear of his being deserted by
Edward; for "the man who" will continually run his head into a noose,
must expect to find the stringency of the string at some time or
another.
Peace was made between the French and English kings by means of two
marriages; but it seems rash to calculate upon matrimony as a source of
quietude. Edward, who was a widower, married Philip's sister, Margaret,
and the Prince of Wales was affianced to little Isabella, aged only
six years, the daughter of the French sovereign. A treaty was concluded
between the two countries on the 20th of May, 1303, by which Edward
took Guienne, and gave up Flanders. The unhappy Guy was sent thither to
negotiate a peace with his own subjects, but, like everything else he
undertook, the poor old man made a sad mess of it. Returning to Philip
with the news of his failure, he was committed to prison, which really,
considering all things, seems to have been the best place for him. He
was, at all events, out of harm's way, and prevented from doing mischief
to himself and others by his provoking stupidity. He remained in custody
till he died, but it was said of him by a contemporary that he was never
known to "look alive" during the whole of his existence.
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