The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Edward, on looking round him, found that the "Scots whom Bruce had often
led" were making considerable progress. The English king at once ordered
an army to meet him at Berwick, and by a given day one hundred thousand
men had assembled. Bruce had got scarcely forty thousand, so that the
chances were more than two to one against him. He took them into a field
near Bannockburn, and spread them out so as to make the very most of
them. On Sunday, the 23rd of June, 1314, Edward and his army came
in sight. After some desultory fighting, the monotony of the day's
proceedings was relieved by a somewhat curious incident. Bruce, who
seems to have been rather eccentric in his turn-out, was riding on a
little bit of a pony, quite under the duty imposed upon it, in front of
his troops. He wore upon his head a skullcap, over that a steel helmet,
and over that a crown of gold, while in his hand he carried an enormous
battle-axe. He and his Shetland were frisking about, when an English
knight, one Henry de Bohun, or Boone, came galloping down, armed at all
points, upon a magnificent British dray-horse. Bruce, instead of getting
out of the way, entered into the unequal combat amid cries of "Go it,
Bob!" from his own followers. He instantly fell upon and felled to
the earth the English knight, amid the acclamations of the surrounding
soldiers. The battle was very vigorously fought on both sides, and
victory seemed doubtful, when suddenly there appeared on a hill, at the
back of the Scotch, an immense crowd that looked like a new army.
The group, in reality, consisted of nothing but a mob of suttlers
and camp-followers, who had been kept back by Bruce to look like a
tremendous reserve, and who might be called the heavy scarecrows of the
Scotch army. The plan succeeded admirably, for although the English did
not receive a single blow, they were completely panic-struck, which had
the same effect as the severest beating. They fled in all directions,
with the Scotch in hot pursuit; and it is said that Edward himself had
to run for it as far as Dunbar, a distance of sixty miles, with the
enemy after him.
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