The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The party being deceased, the letter came back to the dead-letter
office, and fell into the clutches of Mortimer. Everything was done to
humour the delusion of poor Kent, who, having been told that his brother
was confined in Corfe Castle, sent a confidential messenger to make
inquiries in the neighbourhood. It is even said that a sort of optical
illusion, a jack-o'-lantern, or phantasmagoria, or dissolving-view, had
been resorted to, for the purpose of showing a representation of Edward
the Second sitting in Corfe Castle at his luncheon, * with a waiter or
two in attendance, as a mark of respect to the unhappy sovereign.
* Rapin, tom. iii., p. 152.
The messenger returned with the news to Edmund, who determined to use
his own eyes, by going to Corfe Castle and judging for himself. When he
arrived and saw the governor, that wily official pretended to be much
surprised at the secret having been divulged. He did not deny that
Edward was at the castle, but merely remarked that the captive could
not be seen. "At all events, you can give him this letter," said Edmund,
putting into the governor's hands a _douceur_ and a communication
directed to the deceased monarch, offering to aid him in his escape from
captivity.
The governor took the _billet_ to the queen, and Edmund was arrested on
a charge of endeavouring to raise a deceased individual to the throne.
Poor Kent was put upon his trial, and his own letter having been
produced, with witnesses to prove his handwriting, the case against him
was complete. The whole proceeding was disposed of with the rapidity of
an undefended cause; speedy execution was asked for and granted, but the
headsman was nowhere to be found, though persons were sent to look for
him all over Winchester. A delay of four hours was occasioned, and
the generous British public began to expect that they should lose the
spectacle they had assembled to witness, when a convicted felon came
forward in the handsomest manner, at a moment's notice, to prevent
disappointment, by undertaking the part of headsman. Thus, at the early
age of twenty-eight, perished Prince Edmund, on the charge of having
sought to put a sceptre in the hands of a spectre, and raise a phantom
to the throne. He left two sons and two daughters, one of whom was a
beauty whom we will not attempt to paint, for our inkstand is not a
rouge-pot, and if it were we should be sorry to apply its contents to so
fair a countenance. She married eventually the eldest son of Edward the
Third, who became so celebrated as the Black Prince, and who was born
at about the period (1330) to which our history has arrived. The king
finding himself a father, determined to be no longer a child in the
hands of a tyrannical mother, and he longed for some assistance from
his subjects, to enable him to throw off the maternal yoke as soon as
possible.
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