The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Dinner was served for the coronation party in excellent style, but
before it was half over it was varied by an _entrée_ of the most
extraordinary and novel character. It was after the second course that a
courser came prancing in, with a knight of the name of Dymock mounted on
the top of the animal. The expression of Henry's astonished countenance
gave an extra _plat_, in the shape of calf's head surprised, at the top
of the royal table. The wonder of Henry was somewhat abated when the
knight put into the royal hand a written offer to fight any knight
or gentleman who would maintain that the new king was not a lawful
sovereign. The challenge was read six times over, but nobody came
forward to accept it; and indeed it was nearly impossible, for care had
been taken to exclude all persons likely to prove troublesome, as it
was very desirable on the occasion of a coronation to keep the thing
respectable. The champion was then presented with "something to drink,"
in a golden goblet, and pocketed the _poculum_ as a perquisite.
Thus passed off the coronation of Henry the Fourth, which is still
further remarkable for a story told about the oil used in anointing
the head of the new monarch. This precious precursor of all the
multitudinous mixtures to which ingenuity and gullibility have since
given their heads, was contained in a flask said to have been presented
by a good hermit to Henry Duke of Lancaster, the grandson of Henry the
Third, who gave it to somebody else, until it came, unspilt, into the
possession of Henry of Bolingbroke. We confess we reject the oil, with
which our critical acidity refuses to coalesce, and we would almost as
soon believe the assertion that it was a flask of salad oil sent from
the Holy Land by the famous Saladin.
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