The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Anecdotes are told of their being brought before the Chief Justice
Gascoigne, the Denman, Pollock, or Wilde of his day, who took cognizance
of a case, which would induce either of these learned and upright
individuals to exclaim to a complainant: "You must not come here, sir;
we don't sit here to decide upon the merits of street rows," Gascoigne,
who was a chief justice and a police magistrate all in one--like
an article of furniture intended for both a bedstead and a chest of
drawers, but offering the accommodation of neither--Gascoigne committed
to prison some of the prince's associates. The learned judge, setting
a precedent that might be followed with advantage in the present day,
inflicted imprisonment, instead of a fine, on those to whom the latter
would have been no punishment. The Prince of Wales, on hearing of the
incarceration of his companions, rushed into court, demanding a _habeas
corpus_, and drew his sword upon the judge when asked for a case
in point. Judge Gascoigne ordered the usher to take the prince into
custody, and the officer of the court having hesitated, young Henry,
politely exclaiming, "I'm your prisoner, sir," surrendered without
a murmur. When the king heard the anecdote, he became mawkishly
sentimental, exclaiming, "Happy the monarch to have such a good judge
for a justice, and happy the father to have a son so ready to yield to
legal authority." If the latter is really a subject for congratulation,
what happiness the police reports of each day ought to afford to
those parents who have had sons confined in the station-house for
intoxication, by whom the penalty of five shillings has been paid with
alacrity. We can fancy the respectable sire of some youth who has
formed the subject of a case at Bow Street, and who has submitted to
the decision of the Bench; we can imagine the parent exclaiming, with
enthusiasm, "Happy the Englishman to have such a magistrate to enforce
the law, and such a son to yield obedience to its orders." Another
anecdote is told of the amiable feeling existing between the sovereign
and his heir, which we insert without vouching for its truth, though it
is not by any means improbable. The king was ill in bed, and the Prince
of Wales was sitting up with him in the temporary capacity of nurse. The
son, however, seemed to be rather waiting for his father's death, than
hoping for the prolongation of his life, and the king, having gone off
into a fit, the prince, instead of calling for assistance, or giving any
aid himself, heartlessly took the opportunity to see how he should look
in the crown, which always hung on a peg in the royal bed-chamber. Young
Henry was figuring away before a cheval glass, with the regal bauble on
his head, and was exclaiming "Just the thing, upon my honour," when
the elder Henry, happening to recover, sat up in his bed, and saw the
conduct of his offspring. "Hallo," cried the king, "who gave you leave
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