The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Among the distinctions to which this reign is entitled, we must not
omit to mention that it was the first in which the practice prevailed of
burning what were called heretics. Had this circumstance occurred to
us before we commenced the character of Henry, we think we might have
spared ourselves the trouble of writing it. The burning of heretics
ought, of itself, to brand his name with infamy.
CHAPTER THE SECOND. HENRY THE FIFTH, SURNAMED OF MONMOUTH.
Henry the Fifth, on coming to the throne, pursued the policy of
conciliation; but it so happened that his first act of magnanimity was
bestowed in a quarter where it could do no good and excite no gratitude.
The act in question, for which he has been greatly praised, was the
removal of the body of Richard the Second from an obscure tomb in the
Friars' Church, at Langley, to a place beside his first wife, the good
Queen Anne, in the Abbey of Westminster. Had Richard the Second been
aware of the honour reserved for him after his death, he might probably
have requested the advance of a small instalment during his lifetime,
when it would have been of some use to him. The greatest magnificence
that can be lavished on a tomb will scarcely compensate for an hour's
confinement within the dreariness of a prison. Had Richard been living,
there would have been some magnanimity in restoring him to his proper
position, but giving to his remains the honours due to sovereignty
was only a confession on the part of Henry that he and his father
had usurped the crown of one who, being dead, could no longer claim
retribution for his injuries. It was a mockery to pretend to uphold
the deposed king by the agency of an upholsterer, and the funeral was
nothing more than another black job added to the many that had already
arisen out of the treatment of poor Richard.
The release of the Earl of March from captivity, and the restoration
of the son of Hotspur to the honours of the Percies, were acts of more
decided liberality; but, if we are to believe the gossip of the period,
these two young gentlemen were a pair of spoons, wholly incapable of
making a stir of any kind. The Earl of March was, it is true, a spoon
of the king's pattern, for he was a scion of a royal stock, but he
nevertheless had enough of the fiddle-head about him to make it certain
that he could be played upon, or let down a peg when occasion required.
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